Funny... making a good investment.!
Question: Funny!.!.!. making a good investment!.
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dear, but the stock market crashed, and I'm afraid we're broke!."
The wife says, "No, we're not!. Let's go for a drive into town!."
Her husband replies, "Our savings are all gone and you want is to go for a drive!? Oh well, whatever!. I guess you're crazier than me!." So off they go into town!.
When they get there the wife points and says, "See that office building!? We own that!."
The husband thinks his wife is nuts so he mumbles something unintelligible and drives to the next area of the city, which just happens to be the richest part of town!.
The wife says again pointing, "See those five houses!? We own those!."
The husband is now sure his wife is certifiably crazy so he says, "What makes you think we own all this property!?"
She replies, "Remember when we first got married and for jokes you would give me $5!.00 every time we had sex!? Well, I kept the money and invested it and 20 years later this is what has become of it all!. Not bad, eh!?"
He says, "Dammit woman, if I'd known you were this good with money I'd probably have given you all my business!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
The wife says, "No, we're not!. Let's go for a drive into town!."
Her husband replies, "Our savings are all gone and you want is to go for a drive!? Oh well, whatever!. I guess you're crazier than me!." So off they go into town!.
When they get there the wife points and says, "See that office building!? We own that!."
The husband thinks his wife is nuts so he mumbles something unintelligible and drives to the next area of the city, which just happens to be the richest part of town!.
The wife says again pointing, "See those five houses!? We own those!."
The husband is now sure his wife is certifiably crazy so he says, "What makes you think we own all this property!?"
She replies, "Remember when we first got married and for jokes you would give me $5!.00 every time we had sex!? Well, I kept the money and invested it and 20 years later this is what has become of it all!. Not bad, eh!?"
He says, "Dammit woman, if I'd known you were this good with money I'd probably have given you all my business!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
xD Wtf!? Thats ALOT of money Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! Lol
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Where's the rest of his business gone, hilarious joke, great!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that wasnt funny!.i got the joke but it wasnt funny!.and that lady probably has some physical problem bcuz of all that sex!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. thats dirty!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, I just got it!Www@Enter-QA@Com