I Need Some Good Jokes. *Clean*!
Question: I Need Some Good Jokes!. *Clean*
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read this!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.it's gr8
A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it!.
He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door!.
As the customer watched from the passenger`s side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open!.
"Hey," he announced to the technician, "It`s open!"
"I know," answered Santa!.- "I already got that side!."
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A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it!.
He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door!.
As the customer watched from the passenger`s side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open!.
"Hey," he announced to the technician, "It`s open!"
"I know," answered Santa!.- "I already got that side!."
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These might be a bit lame!.
There was an american a british and an irishman!. The american said "were the best, we were the first on the moon"!. The british said "no way!. Were way better, we were the first people in space"!. And then the irishman said "we are better that all of you!. we are going to be the first ones to go to the sun"!. "How are you gonna do that" the other two asked!. And the irishman replied, "were going to go at night"!.
What do you call an irishman thats pinned up on a wall!?
Art
What do you call an irishman with a spade in his head!?
Doug
What do you call an irishman without a spade in his head!?
Dougless!.
What do you call an irishman with his head stuck down a rabbit hole!?
Warren
Hope the jokes were helpful!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was an american a british and an irishman!. The american said "were the best, we were the first on the moon"!. The british said "no way!. Were way better, we were the first people in space"!. And then the irishman said "we are better that all of you!. we are going to be the first ones to go to the sun"!. "How are you gonna do that" the other two asked!. And the irishman replied, "were going to go at night"!.
What do you call an irishman thats pinned up on a wall!?
Art
What do you call an irishman with a spade in his head!?
Doug
What do you call an irishman without a spade in his head!?
Dougless!.
What do you call an irishman with his head stuck down a rabbit hole!?
Warren
Hope the jokes were helpful!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
robber comes into a bank and steals all the money!. he walks up to one guy holding a gun and asks did you see me rob this bank!. he replies no!. he goes up to the next guy and asks the same question!. again the second guy replies with a no!. the robber goes up to the third guy and asks him the same question!. the guy replies no but my wife over there saw you rob the bank!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the preists son wanted to say grace,so the 5 year old began, hail mary full of grapes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Pig took a bath!
HAHAHAHHA!!WfdcvbfWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHHA!!WfdcvbfWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call it when a fat person goes skinny dipping!?!?
chunky dunking lmao lmao lmao
that cracks me up soooo much lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
chunky dunking lmao lmao lmao
that cracks me up soooo much lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Did you look on the internet!? There are some on here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com