Joke> Dont you think bartenders are better than a shrink in giving advice?!
Question: Joke> Dont you think bartenders are better than a shrink in giving advice!?
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT!. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
"I've got problems!. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it!. I'm scared!. I think I'm going crazy!."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink!. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears!."
"How much do you charge!?"
"Eighty dollars per," replied the doctor!.
"I'll sleep on it," I said!.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street!.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me about the fear you were having!?"
"Well, eighty bucks per visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!. And a bartender cured me for $10!. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"
"Is that so!?!" With an attitude he said !. !. !. "And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you!?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!"
SCREW THOSE SHRINKS!. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!
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"I've got problems!. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it!. I'm scared!. I think I'm going crazy!."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink!. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears!."
"How much do you charge!?"
"Eighty dollars per," replied the doctor!.
"I'll sleep on it," I said!.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street!.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me about the fear you were having!?"
"Well, eighty bucks per visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!. And a bartender cured me for $10!. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"
"Is that so!?!" With an attitude he said !. !. !. "And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you!?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!"
SCREW THOSE SHRINKS!. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!
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Answers:
the way i drink !.!.!.it would be cheaper to see a shrink!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nope I think a shrink is better, a bartender is a great listener and all but he went to school to learn how to mix drinks and how to handle drunkards out of control!.
A shrink studies the human mind, human behavior, etc!. etc!. for 4 years!. when a bartender is a good listener, the shrink has actual logical solutions Www@Enter-QA@Com
A shrink studies the human mind, human behavior, etc!. etc!. for 4 years!. when a bartender is a good listener, the shrink has actual logical solutions Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAH! that was hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Shrink don't want you to be cure or he would be out of job!. Bartender just want you pay for the drink and go away!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha that's a nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. That's awesome!. If I got paid for every time I sat there and listened to someone go on about their problems, I'd be rich!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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14000000 stars is what you diserve!. that really is funny!. and im happy you could overcome your fear!. bye!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! I never heard that one before!. have a star! Thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, that's funny:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
wot if you cut the legs off wonky!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Belly up to the bar, friends,
a round for the house on me!
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a round for the house on me!
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lol!.!.!.made me chuckle!.!.thanks 4 the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is funny!. I'm starring you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I totally agree!.!.!.even the person that cuts your hair can work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked that one! =D *Www@Enter-QA@Com
yup lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats cute!.!.!.My best friend is a bartender!. I'll have to tell her this one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG i love it!. star for you!. Www@Enter-QA@Com