Is this too gross for a 10 year old?!
Question: Is this too gross for a 10 year old!?
I think it's a cute joke, but it is kinda gross, so I would like to hear your opinion!.
Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years!. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work!.
Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"
One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and gets an idea!. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself!.
Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual!. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom!. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours!.
She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost!. He says, "You were right!. You were right!. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again!."
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Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years!. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work!.
Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"
One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and gets an idea!. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself!.
Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual!. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom!. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours!.
She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost!. He says, "You were right!. You were right!. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again!."
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Answers:
You know, it is actually possible that the kid won't find it funny, b/c he might not understand it!.!.!.as weird as that sounds!.
I thought it was HILARIOUS!.!.!.but honestly, I was so goodie-two-shoes back in 4th-5th grade I probably would've thougt the guy had really farted them out!.!.!.lol
Great joke!.!.!.not as bad as the girl falling asleep during sunday school with the boy poking her in the back with a pencil!.!.!.that one is classic!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought it was HILARIOUS!.!.!.but honestly, I was so goodie-two-shoes back in 4th-5th grade I probably would've thougt the guy had really farted them out!.!.!.lol
Great joke!.!.!.not as bad as the girl falling asleep during sunday school with the boy poking her in the back with a pencil!.!.!.that one is classic!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! Absolutely Hilarious! The punch line is truly amazing! LMAO! A wee bit gross but not for today's 10 year olds!.!.!.they can hndle it! Star for you!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious, but maybe a little much for a 10-year-old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Too gross for my tender ears, but I'm betting a ten year old boy would love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
im 12 and my cousin is 9 and he thought it was funny!.So i guess its fine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no no its notWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes that is fine for a 10 year old! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao thats soooo funny!. i would suggest NOT telling that to a 10 year old though!. star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLi i don't think its too much for a 10 year old, thats pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO omg thats hilarious!!!!!! but yea dont tell that to a 10 year oldWww@Enter-QA@Com
yuk!. Perfect 10 year old humour though!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have heard way better jokes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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guess what i actully am ten years old im not kidding and i think it is freakin hilarious i laughed my head offWww@Enter-QA@Com