Two girls walk into a bar...!
Question: Two girls walk into a bar!.!.!.
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!.!.!. one blonde, one brunette!. As they're sitting at the bar the 6 o'clock news comes on!. There's a man threatening to jump off a bridge!. The brunette goes " I bet you 20 bucks he will jump "!. The blonde says " okay! deal "!. The man DOES jump!. The blonde says " here's your 20 bucks!.!.!." Then the brunette goes " No, no!.!.!.I can't take your money, I cheated!.!.!.I already saw this on the 5 o'clock news " The blonde says " So did I!.!.!.but I didn't think he'd jump again ! " Www@Enter-QA@Com
needless to say, they woke up with some pretty bad bruises and a splitting headache =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
ouch!. youd think aleast ONE of them would see it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
and i laugh at both of them while they roll on the ground in agonizing pain!. hahaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
drank two beers and went home!.
why do you think that even a simple activity as this ought to be a joke!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why do you think that even a simple activity as this ought to be a joke!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ouch, that was a metal bar! That must've hurt!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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