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Question: I love this joke !.!.!.!.!.!.
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido!.
"What about trying Viagra!? asks the doctor!.
"Not a chance", she said!. "He won't even take an aspirin"!.
"Not a problem", replied the doctor!. "Give him an "Irish Viagra"!. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee!. He won't even taste it!.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went"!.
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress!. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! It was terrible! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really!? What happened!?" asked the doctor!.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate!. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible!?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"!?
"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But as sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What about trying Viagra!? asks the doctor!.
"Not a chance", she said!. "He won't even take an aspirin"!.
"Not a problem", replied the doctor!. "Give him an "Irish Viagra"!. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee!. He won't even taste it!.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went"!.
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress!. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! It was terrible! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really!? What happened!?" asked the doctor!.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate!. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible!?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"!?
"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But as sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahhahahahaha hilarious!. cant stop laughing!. keep it up!!.!.!.!.u rock!
this joke will be passed on to many friends! =) we need more funny users like you who can actually post a good joke!. =) =) =) =) =) =)
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this joke will be passed on to many friends! =) we need more funny users like you who can actually post a good joke!. =) =) =) =) =) =)
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Great one the first time I heard the Parish Priest was over having coffee!. The Starbucks change makes it even funnier!. Thanks for the great laugh! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very Funny :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lllooolllWww@Enter-QA@Com
very!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, brilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
So funny!! lol! i hope that never happenes to anybody!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Loved it Sexy pig
Punchline caught me be surprise, had me giggling - thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Punchline caught me be surprise, had me giggling - thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one ;) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
now that was funny!.i guess when you want it you want !.
that Starbucks will never be the same!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love this joke too keep em comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Really good one! Have a star!.!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!
WOW, didnt see THAT coming!
BEST joke ive heard in a while!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW, didnt see THAT coming!
BEST joke ive heard in a while!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(clap clap!!!) that is a mass good joke babe xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one - Now I will think of that everytime I pass a Starbucks !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. LOL
Hugs,
Southern GalWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hugs,
Southern GalWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha !.!.!.
what a puchline !.!.!.!.
that must be an experience of a lifetime !.!.!.
when will it happen to me !?!?
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
what a puchline !.!.!.!.
that must be an experience of a lifetime !.!.!.
when will it happen to me !?!?
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's good!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
so funny, really good, have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
cool one very niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!! that was too funny, good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!!!! so funny here girl!. Imagine that!. LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
well there's goes all hope of a quiet existence in that townWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha were do you get them mrs thon was a cracker!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao!.!.!.!.good one!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com