Does anyone have some good jokes?!
Question: Does anyone have some good jokes!?
I am always looking for a good laugh so if you can make me laugh, please do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down!.
“Sorry, this bar is for people only,” says the bartender!.
“Oh, come on,” says the mushroom!. “I’m a fun guy!”
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After booking my 90-year-old mother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her needs!. The woman representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an attendant for my mother because of her arthritis and impaired vision!. I also asked for a special meal and assistance in changing planes!.
My apprehension lightened a bit when the woman assured me everything would be taken care of!. I thanked her profusely!.
"Why, you're welcome," she replied!. I was about to hang up when she cheerfully asked, "And will your mother be needing a rental car!?"
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After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams!. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition!. The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive!. We had traveled no more than two miles when the car broke down!. The salesman called for a tow truck!.
When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat!. While the driver was hooking up the car, the salesman turned to me with a smile and said, "Well, now, what is it going to take to put you behind the wheel of that beauty today!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
“Sorry, this bar is for people only,” says the bartender!.
“Oh, come on,” says the mushroom!. “I’m a fun guy!”
______________________________________!.!.!.
After booking my 90-year-old mother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her needs!. The woman representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an attendant for my mother because of her arthritis and impaired vision!. I also asked for a special meal and assistance in changing planes!.
My apprehension lightened a bit when the woman assured me everything would be taken care of!. I thanked her profusely!.
"Why, you're welcome," she replied!. I was about to hang up when she cheerfully asked, "And will your mother be needing a rental car!?"
______________________________________!.!.!.
After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams!. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition!. The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive!. We had traveled no more than two miles when the car broke down!. The salesman called for a tow truck!.
When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat!. While the driver was hooking up the car, the salesman turned to me with a smile and said, "Well, now, what is it going to take to put you behind the wheel of that beauty today!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 nuns r stittin at a table the 1st nun says 2 the 2nd nun, " I found some pornographic magazines n the pastors study the other day!." The 2nd nun said 2 the 1st nun, "Well sister, what did u do with them!?" The 1st nun says, " Well i threw them away!" The 2nd nun says," Well, yesterday, I found some condoms n the pastors bedroom!." The 1st nun asks the 2nd nun, " Well what did u do with them!?" The 1st nun says i poked holes n them!." The 3rd nun passed out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a monkey in a minefield!?
A baboom!
Why shouldn't you **** a dyslexic midget!?
Because its not big and its not cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com
A baboom!
Why shouldn't you **** a dyslexic midget!?
Because its not big and its not cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com