Why do you do that, Dad?!
Question: Why do you do that, Dad!?
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father!. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's leg's, rump and chest!.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that!?"
His father replied, "Because when i'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy!."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the milkman and the postman both want to buy mom!."
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After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that!?"
His father replied, "Because when i'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy!."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the milkman and the postman both want to buy mom!."
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WOW! Absolutely Hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hey! My tummy is paining laughing at this one…the punch line blew me off my feet and I am still rolling around laughing… Thanks…you always lend colour to my life with your lovely jokes!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh god I think I just wet myself ha ha
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In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements!. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be!?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche!."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie!.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny!.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon!."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny!?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another Star 4 U Sir *
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements!. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be!?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche!."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie!.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny!.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon!."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny!?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahah The milkman and the postmanWww@Enter-QA@Com
Mom sounds like you are in the USA and not the UK, as here it is Mum or Mam (Welsh)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! ha! ha! good one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. Little Johnny jokes are sooo funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! MOM 4 SALE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
keep the sense of the events!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats perfect, i like that little boy, ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol--good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!!! lmao, imagine being felt up like that! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol - that was very funny, almost choked on my toast!. Have a star and thanx for making my morning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
guden keep em upWww@Enter-QA@Com
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wonder how much he got for her was she a young filly or an old donkey lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh **** they would be a bad way to find out ur wife is cheatingWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that made me laugh ur gettin starWww@Enter-QA@Com