Got any Yo Mama Jokes!!
Question: Got any Yo Mama Jokes!
Wanna hear some lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
your mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck
your mama so fat she saw a bus full of white people and said "ooo a twinke!"
your mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made change
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your mama so fat she saw a bus full of white people and said "ooo a twinke!"
your mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made change
hahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have a lot of jokes but here are my top three favorites!!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles starting falling down!.!.!.
Yo mama is so poor, you saw a lighted cigarette and stepped on it, and your mama turn around and said, "hey, who turn off the heater!?!?"
Yo mama is so ugly, even the onion cried!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles starting falling down!.!.!.
Yo mama is so poor, you saw a lighted cigarette and stepped on it, and your mama turn around and said, "hey, who turn off the heater!?!?"
Yo mama is so ugly, even the onion cried!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mama So Poor, When I Went To Her House To Open The Door, I Saw The Backyard!. xD
Yo Mama's Glasses So Thick, When She Looks @ A Globe, She Can See People Waving Back @ Her!. x]
Yo Mama So Old, She Knew Burger King When He Was Still A Prince!. lol
Yo Mama So Fat, When She Feel In Love !.!. She Broke It XD
Yo Mama So Nasty She Made Speed Stick Slow Down!.
ROFL!. That's It For Now!. There Are Like Billions of Mama Jokes!. These Are Just Some of My Personal Favs XD!. Enjoy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mama's Glasses So Thick, When She Looks @ A Globe, She Can See People Waving Back @ Her!. x]
Yo Mama So Old, She Knew Burger King When He Was Still A Prince!. lol
Yo Mama So Fat, When She Feel In Love !.!. She Broke It XD
Yo Mama So Nasty She Made Speed Stick Slow Down!.
ROFL!. That's It For Now!. There Are Like Billions of Mama Jokes!. These Are Just Some of My Personal Favs XD!. Enjoy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mama is so ugly she went to an ugly show and they said sorry no professionals
Your mama is so fat her leg is like spilled milk, white and chucky
Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Your mama is so fat Jabba the hut was like DAAAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGG!!
Your mama is so poor at Christmas she dresses up and pretends to be the tree
Your mama is so fat she went swimming in the ocean and these blue whales started singing, We are family even though you're fatter than me!
Your mama's teeth are so yellow I cant believe its not butter!!!
Those are the best i got xD
Hope u like emWww@Enter-QA@Com
Your mama is so fat her leg is like spilled milk, white and chucky
Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Your mama is so fat Jabba the hut was like DAAAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGG!!
Your mama is so poor at Christmas she dresses up and pretends to be the tree
Your mama is so fat she went swimming in the ocean and these blue whales started singing, We are family even though you're fatter than me!
Your mama's teeth are so yellow I cant believe its not butter!!!
Those are the best i got xD
Hope u like emWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mama is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O!.K!."
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread!.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!.
I don't really like Yo Mama jokes, but I just know a lot!.
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O!.K!."
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread!.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!.
I don't really like Yo Mama jokes, but I just know a lot!.
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( 0!.o )
( >< )
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk!.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread!.
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread!.
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Yo Mama so ugly she carries around her own 10 foot pole!.
Yo Mama so poor Angelina Jolie adopted her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mama so poor Angelina Jolie adopted her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have many, like all the Answers before mine, but my favorite has always been:
Yo Mama so fat, it took 2 hours for the train conductor to say, "ALL ABOARD!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mama so fat, it took 2 hours for the train conductor to say, "ALL ABOARD!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house she literally sits around the house!.
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yo mama so fat every time she turns round its her birthday
if u dnt gt it shes so fat it takes her ages to turn aroundWww@Enter-QA@Com
if u dnt gt it shes so fat it takes her ages to turn aroundWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo 89 year old momma is too lazy that he still needs her great-grandmother to assis her mother to clean her a$$
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Yo mommaa is so fat, her blood type is rocky road!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo momma is so fat she has her own zip code!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if i wanted yo mama jokes i would of looked up your momWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama so fat she wears the asteroid beltWww@Enter-QA@Com