Naughty confessions???!
Question: Naughty confessions!?!?!?
One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor if he would cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance!. The janitor agreed and took the booth early on Sunday morning!. Soon people showed up!.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned!. I have committed adultery!."
"Adultery, eh!?" the janitor said!. "You sly devil!. That'll be three Hail Mary's, plus five bucks!."
"Thank you, Father!."
Another person came into the booth!. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned!. I have embezzled money from work!."
"Embezzlement, eh!? Naughty, naughty!. That'll be 5 Hail Mary's, plus fourteen bucks!.""Thank you, Father!." This was easy, the janitor thought!. Another person came into the booth!.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned!. I have committed the sin of oral sex!.""Oral sex, huh!?" He looked at the list, but didn't see oral sex there!. So, he excused himself to look for help!. He found an alter boy hanging out on the steps of the church!.
"Excuse me," the janitor said!. "What does Father Matthew give for oral sex!?"
"Well," said the boy, "usually just milk and cookies, but sometimes a Snickers!."
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"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned!. I have committed adultery!."
"Adultery, eh!?" the janitor said!. "You sly devil!. That'll be three Hail Mary's, plus five bucks!."
"Thank you, Father!."
Another person came into the booth!. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned!. I have embezzled money from work!."
"Embezzlement, eh!? Naughty, naughty!. That'll be 5 Hail Mary's, plus fourteen bucks!.""Thank you, Father!." This was easy, the janitor thought!. Another person came into the booth!.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned!. I have committed the sin of oral sex!.""Oral sex, huh!?" He looked at the list, but didn't see oral sex there!. So, he excused himself to look for help!. He found an alter boy hanging out on the steps of the church!.
"Excuse me," the janitor said!. "What does Father Matthew give for oral sex!?"
"Well," said the boy, "usually just milk and cookies, but sometimes a Snickers!."
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Answers:
lol, thatz funny but so messed^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good but a bit predictable!. Not word for word, of course, but it was always going to be something on those lines!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Catholic church is coming for you!.
But you are funny!!! Another star !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
But you are funny!!! Another star !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah oh myyyy thats terrible but very funny! thank you for the laugh :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh dear!.!.!. funny, but oh dear!
(I didn't know oral sex was a sin!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(I didn't know oral sex was a sin!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is funny!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol eww!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe, milk and cookies how cheap!.!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
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