A wife and her husband!
Question: A wife and her husband
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband!.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen!."Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once!. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter!. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER!? They're going to STICK! Careful!.!.!.CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY!? Have you LOST your mind!? Don't forget to salt them!. You know you always forget to salt them!. Use the salt!. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him!. "What in the world is wrong with you!? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs!?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen!."Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once!. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter!. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER!? They're going to STICK! Careful!.!.!.CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY!? Have you LOST your mind!? Don't forget to salt them!. You know you always forget to salt them!. Use the salt!. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him!. "What in the world is wrong with you!? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs!?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHAHAHA Thats very funny at first I didn't know where the joke was going but once I read the last sentence I burst into laughter! Very funny keep them coming!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! My mom does that to my dad all the time when he is driving! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
fhilariously ffunny!!! GeniusWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahhahahahahahha thats FUNNY!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL,wow the wife must really naggWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahah!!! Loved that :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats pretty funny! My Mom and Dad do that to each other all of the time! It's crazy!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yep lmao!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny, that happens with my mom and sisterWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice joke !? I'm still laughing
try not to nag each other!.!. fine coupleWww@Enter-QA@Com
try not to nag each other!.!. fine coupleWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!. At first I was like "this doesnt make sense" But then as I got down to the bottom!.!. I LMAOF!. Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com