Women Drivers Go To The Bank!


Question: Women Drivers Go To The Bank
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WOMEN AT THE BANK

>>>A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
> >>>installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to
> >>>withdraw cash
> >>>without leaving their vehicles!. Customers using t his new facility are
> >>>
> >>>requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their
> >>>accounts!.
> >>>After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have
> >>>been developed!. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender!."

> >>>MALE PROCEDURE:
> >>>1!. Drive up to the cash machine!.
> >>>2!. Put down your car window!.
> >>>3!. Insert card into machine and enter PIN!.
> >>>4!. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw!.
> >>>5!. Retrieve card, cash and receipt!.
> >>>6!. Put window up!.
> >>>7!. Drive off!.

**************************************!.!.!.
> >>> FEMALE PROCEDURE:
> >>>1!. Drive up to cash machine!.
> >>>2!. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window
> >>> with the machine!.
> >>>3!. Set parking brake, put the window down!.
> >>>4!. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to
> >>> locate card!.
> >>>5!. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang
> >>> up!.
> >>>6!. Attempt to insert card into machine!.
> >>>7!. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
> >>> excessive distance from the car!.
> >>>8!. Insert card!.
> >>>9!. Re-insert card the right way!.
> >>>10!. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on
> >>> the inside back page!.
> >>>11!. Enter PIN!.
> >>>12!. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN!.
> >>>13!. Enter amount of cash required!.
> >>>14!. Check makeup in rear view mirror!.
> >>>15!. Retrieve cash and receipt!.
> >>>16!. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside!.
> >>>17!. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in
> >>> back of checkbook!.
> >>>18!. Re-check makeup!.
> >>>19!. Drive forward 2 feet!.
> >>>20!. Reverse back to cash machine!.
> >>>21!. Retrieve card!.
> >>>22!. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into
> >>> the slot provided!.
> >>>23!. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you!.
> >>>24!. Restart stalled engine and pull off!.
> >>>25!. Redial person on cell phone!.
> >>>26!. Drive for 2 to 3 miles!.
> >>>27!. Release Parking Brake!.
> >>>
> >>>SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE LADIES YOU
> >>>THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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Answers:
nice, very nice, all you females r reading then answer ur view!.!.!.!.!.Ha!.!.!.Ha!.!.!.Ha

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together!. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail!.
The robbery begins!. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan!. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash!. Do you understand the plan!?"
"Perfectly," said Buffie!. Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car!.
One minute passes !. !. !. Two minutes pass !. !. !. Seven minutes pass !. !. !. and Judy is really stressing out!.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie!. She`s got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car!. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out!.
The guard`s pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon!. As the gals are getting away, Judy says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"
Buffie said, "I did !. !. !. I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Judy!. "I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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glad Im not a woman!.!.yet!
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