Another blonde joke........!
Question: Another blonde joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
The Blonde Bride's Kitchen Diary
Monday:
It's fun to cook for Tom!. Today I made angel food cake!. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately!. The neighbors loaned me the extra bowls!.
Tuesday:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper!. The recipe said serve without dressing!. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home to dinner and they found me naked!
Wednesday:
A good day for rice!. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice so I took a bath!. Can't say it helped the rice!.
Thursday:
Tried a new salad recipe!. It said "prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving!." Tom asked why I was rolling around the garden!.
Friday:
Found easy recipe for cookies that said "put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it!." Something went wrong!. When I got home, everything was just as I left it!.
Saturday:
Tom went shopping today, brought home a chicken, and asked me to dress it for Sunday!. I didn't have any clothes that fit it!. For some reason, Tom keeps counting to ten!.
Sunday: Tom's folks came to dinner!. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger!. Suddenly, I had a flash of genius!. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast!. How disappointing!. When it came out, it was still hamburger!
Goodnight, dear diary!. Tomorrow I'm gonna buy a bigger oven so I can fix Tom a chocolate moose!!.
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Monday:
It's fun to cook for Tom!. Today I made angel food cake!. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately!. The neighbors loaned me the extra bowls!.
Tuesday:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper!. The recipe said serve without dressing!. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home to dinner and they found me naked!
Wednesday:
A good day for rice!. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice so I took a bath!. Can't say it helped the rice!.
Thursday:
Tried a new salad recipe!. It said "prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving!." Tom asked why I was rolling around the garden!.
Friday:
Found easy recipe for cookies that said "put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it!." Something went wrong!. When I got home, everything was just as I left it!.
Saturday:
Tom went shopping today, brought home a chicken, and asked me to dress it for Sunday!. I didn't have any clothes that fit it!. For some reason, Tom keeps counting to ten!.
Sunday: Tom's folks came to dinner!. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger!. Suddenly, I had a flash of genius!. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast!. How disappointing!. When it came out, it was still hamburger!
Goodnight, dear diary!. Tomorrow I'm gonna buy a bigger oven so I can fix Tom a chocolate moose!!.
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Answers:
lmfao!.!.!.ur too much!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!!!! That was freakin awesome!!!
Seriously, Take a bowWww@Enter-QA@Com
Seriously, Take a bowWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny =) Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah then Tom left her!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg that was so funny good jobWww@Enter-QA@Com
she needs schoolWww@Enter-QA@Com
gr8 man!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What a week she's had, great fun, lol!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com