Tesco's diagnosis machine!
Question: Tesco's diagnosis machine
Tescos installed a medical machine that for ￡5 and a urine sample would diagnose any condition!.
Wen Jim went with a sore elbow the computer print read "You have tennis elbow, soak it in warm water and avoid any heavy work for 2 weeks!."
He was impressed with this and wandered if he could fool the machine, so me mixed tapwater with dog poo and urine samples from his wife and daughter, and pleasured himself into the mixture!. The next day he tipped the mixture into the machine and the computer printout said:
1!. Your tapwater is too hard, use softener!.
2!. Your dog has ringworm, give it antibiotics!.
3!. Your daughter is on cocaine, get her to rehab!.
4!. Your wife is expectin twins, not yours, get a lawyer!.
5!. If u keep playing with yourself your elbow won't get better
Thankyou for shoppin at Tescos!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wen Jim went with a sore elbow the computer print read "You have tennis elbow, soak it in warm water and avoid any heavy work for 2 weeks!."
He was impressed with this and wandered if he could fool the machine, so me mixed tapwater with dog poo and urine samples from his wife and daughter, and pleasured himself into the mixture!. The next day he tipped the mixture into the machine and the computer printout said:
1!. Your tapwater is too hard, use softener!.
2!. Your dog has ringworm, give it antibiotics!.
3!. Your daughter is on cocaine, get her to rehab!.
4!. Your wife is expectin twins, not yours, get a lawyer!.
5!. If u keep playing with yourself your elbow won't get better
Thankyou for shoppin at Tescos!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
anyway i got myself a lawyer
and have stopped playing with myself
by the way the elbows a lot better thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
and have stopped playing with myself
by the way the elbows a lot better thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
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THAT same joke was mailed to me a week ago
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lol that is one smart machine
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hahaha omggg this just made my day!.
where can you buy that machine!? lol JK JK
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where can you buy that machine!? lol JK JK
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