Now is this true or funny the donkey!
Question: Now is this true or funny the donkey
God created the donkey
and said to him!.
"You will be a donkey!. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back!. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years!."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much!. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish!.
God created the dog
and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man!. You will be his best Friend!.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years!.
You will be a dog!. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years!.
" God granted his wish!.
God created the monkey
and said to him:
"You will be a monkey!. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks!.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years!. "
The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years!."
God granted his wish!.
Finally God created man !.!.!.
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth!.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals!.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years!."
Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused!.
" God granted man's wish
And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,
marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back!.
Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,
so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren!.
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and said to him!.
"You will be a donkey!. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back!. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years!."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much!. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish!.
God created the dog
and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man!. You will be his best Friend!.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years!.
You will be a dog!. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years!.
" God granted his wish!.
God created the monkey
and said to him:
"You will be a monkey!. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks!.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years!. "
The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years!."
God granted his wish!.
Finally God created man !.!.!.
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth!.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals!.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years!."
Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused!.
" God granted man's wish
And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,
marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back!.
Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,
so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren!.
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Answers:
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Heard this before but it still makes me smile particularly now I am nearing the end of one phase myself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its not necessarily a joke but it IS true!. lol!. star anywho!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wouldn't say it was funny, but it was a good read!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You got a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's good =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
That is Good Chris!.!!!
Got me smiling!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is Good Chris!.!!!
Got me smiling!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute Joke I guess!. It's not that great though!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
kinda nice but you dont have to tell jokes about god =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lov that's funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is good, but i didn't think it was funny i still like it thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
True AND Funny - I loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didn't know whether to laugh or not!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
really an eye opener for some!.!.!.!.!.!.
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