Are these real headlines, hmmm?!
Question: Are these real headlines, hmmm!?
The people who wrote these headlines also report and write the news!. Makes you wonder about their ability!.
* Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!]
* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really!?]
* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]
* Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus!? [not if I wipe thoroughly!]
* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!]
* Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
* War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think!?!]
* Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
* Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]
* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape!?!]
* Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough!?!]
* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
* Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Tastes like chicken!?]
* Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!]
* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
* Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is!.!.!.!.
* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead (Can you believe it!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
* Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!]
* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really!?]
* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]
* Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus!? [not if I wipe thoroughly!]
* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!]
* Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
* War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think!?!]
* Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
* Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]
* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape!?!]
* Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough!?!]
* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
* Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Tastes like chicken!?]
* Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!]
* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
* Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is!.!.!.!.
* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead (Can you believe it!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
very well put 2gether
lol good one
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lol good one
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Lmao, good one!.
Last one; UNBELIEVABLE -___-
Wish I could give you a star
but I'm using internet via sidekick cell right now ><
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Last one; UNBELIEVABLE -___-
Wish I could give you a star
but I'm using internet via sidekick cell right now ><
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makes you wonder mate very funny though Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!. how about Panda eats shoots and leaves!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They were very funny!.!.!.MORE ! Have a star as well!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey i am guessing yes, but it does sound like something from the tonight showWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is very funny roflWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!!!!! xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
don't care where u got them from, they're heck funny LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com