I have bought a new pet -but it doesn't do much, is this normal?!
Question: I have bought a new pet -but it doesn't do much, is this normal!?
its in the hall, I always wanted a pet, this one was delivered yesterday, just lies there all day and is boring!.
its one of those car pets you read about but I haven't managed to lift it in my car yet, worried in case it got car sick!.
any tips!? top tip wins 10 points
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its one of those car pets you read about but I haven't managed to lift it in my car yet, worried in case it got car sick!.
any tips!? top tip wins 10 points
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Top tip: Take it for a car ride every day, and make sure you place it back neatly where it belongs after that!.
Tip: In order for it not to be car sick, you must roll it up once in one direction and thrice in the other!. Then gag it by tying it up with a pretty ribbon!. In the car, harness it to the backseat so it doesn't get all fidgety!. It will make an awesome companion, especially if you mind the road humps and drive carefully!.
Once you reach home, brush it up nicely with your fluffomatic vacuum, so that remnants of puke from the carsickness are not spilled unto your lounge floor!.
Interestingly, after every car ride, it will be as it you just brought it back!. That is how you keep your car pets happy and new!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tip: In order for it not to be car sick, you must roll it up once in one direction and thrice in the other!. Then gag it by tying it up with a pretty ribbon!. In the car, harness it to the backseat so it doesn't get all fidgety!. It will make an awesome companion, especially if you mind the road humps and drive carefully!.
Once you reach home, brush it up nicely with your fluffomatic vacuum, so that remnants of puke from the carsickness are not spilled unto your lounge floor!.
Interestingly, after every car ride, it will be as it you just brought it back!. That is how you keep your car pets happy and new!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
DONT PANIC its normal for rocks to behave this way!.
just throw some water on it daily to keep it from dehydrating (it IS possible!.!.!.i think) and keep its litter box clean!.
Rocks have many fears!. Keep it away from flashlights, tabby cats, dustpans, watermelons, fish starting with the letter M (mullet, mackerel, etc), squid, and anything with more than three syllables!.
Rocks enjoy bathing in chicken noodle soup and climbing up walls when nobodys looking!. However, my rock climbed into my heart!.
I'm a little worried about that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
just throw some water on it daily to keep it from dehydrating (it IS possible!.!.!.i think) and keep its litter box clean!.
Rocks have many fears!. Keep it away from flashlights, tabby cats, dustpans, watermelons, fish starting with the letter M (mullet, mackerel, etc), squid, and anything with more than three syllables!.
Rocks enjoy bathing in chicken noodle soup and climbing up walls when nobodys looking!. However, my rock climbed into my heart!.
I'm a little worried about that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You've stopped taking your medication, haven't you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
give him some time to adjust to the new atmosphere and i am sure it will do much as u have expected him to doWww@Enter-QA@Com
shampoo and hoover it and stop walking on it all the time Www@Enter-QA@Com
bahahhhaahhaahaahhahah
hilarious
took me ages to work out what your talking about, i was like silly woman hahahha
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hilarious
took me ages to work out what your talking about, i was like silly woman hahahha
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Screamm, OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! SPIDER!!!
AND HE'LL FREAK OUT AND GO"WHERE!!?WHERE!!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
AND HE'LL FREAK OUT AND GO"WHERE!!?WHERE!!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Treat it like a good woman and walk all over it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
put a stick of dynamite up its @rseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh I get it, it's a carpet!. Very funny!.
Top tip!? Don't give up your day-job!.
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Top tip!? Don't give up your day-job!.
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is this a jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
try feed itWww@Enter-QA@Com
are you on crack!?Www@Enter-QA@Com