Lawyer Defending Theif (JOKE)!
Question: Lawyer Defending Theif (JOKE)
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles!. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb!."
"Well put," the judge replied!. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment!. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses!."
The defendant smiled!.
With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out!.
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"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles!. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb!."
"Well put," the judge replied!. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment!. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses!."
The defendant smiled!.
With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out!.
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Answers:
Seriously, where do you get these jokes from!?!?!?
I mean you coud have made them up but they are really good jokes!
You have a great sense of humour!.
Keep it up!!!
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I mean you coud have made them up but they are really good jokes!
You have a great sense of humour!.
Keep it up!!!
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Rad!.!.!.!.i saw it comin actually,a prosthetic arm!.!.!.but it was brilliantly put!.!.
Boink!.!.!.!.oh and that was another star!.!.!.haha!.!.!.good job babe Www@Enter-QA@Com
Boink!.!.!.!.oh and that was another star!.!.!.haha!.!.!.good job babe Www@Enter-QA@Com
your hilarious!! seriously!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very brilliant joke, so hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao! Nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK, That's funny! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is your funniest one
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Kool !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao again!! where do you get these joke from, like seriously, lmao! your a true comedianWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, :D
That's a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha interesting!.!.!.i thought he was gonna chop off his arm!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love it!.!.!.star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
seen that one coming, but it was still good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com