Are computers Male or Female?!
Question: Are computers Male or Female!?
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Answers:
i think male because i have to do three or four things before i get what i ask forWww@Enter-QA@Com
I received this email recently!.
SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine!.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa!.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz!.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'!?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun!. Each group
was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation!.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2!. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3!. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4!. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it!.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1!. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2!. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3!. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem; and
4!. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model!.
The women won!.
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SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine!.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa!.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz!.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'!?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun!. Each group
was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation!.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2!. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3!. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4!. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it!.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1!. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2!. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3!. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem; and
4!. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model!.
The women won!.
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gonna go with female!. We used to get to stick our floppies in but now we don't even get to do that any more!. They often mess your life up and its ridiculously hard to get it to do the things you want it to do!. They are often obstinate and won't do anything until you verify everything a gajillion times!. And if you don't answer the questions it poses correctly, it will break down and its near impossible to get it working again!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i suspect that my computer is probably male because it always touches itself when it thinks no one is looking, also whenever i check the history it is always full of pornWww@Enter-QA@Com
Female, definately!. They're hard to deal with and annoying at times, but if you do the right things in at the right time, you'll keep coming backWww@Enter-QA@Com
Its hard to tell!. They are male because it takes an outer force to make them do anything, but female because they can b*tch and act out at any point in time, especially when something is really important!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
It depends if they work well most likely male!. If tempermantal then you can bet on female!.
i know i just scored a ton of points with all the ladies:}Www@Enter-QA@Com
i know i just scored a ton of points with all the ladies:}Www@Enter-QA@Com
FEMALE!.
in spanish it's : comPUTAdoraa!
aahahaha!.
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in spanish it's : comPUTAdoraa!
aahahaha!.
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Most non human things are females like cars, boats, motorcyles, you could say a computer if your a nerdWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Consider the receptacle for a power cord on the back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
they are women because women are smarter than men!.!.=PWww@Enter-QA@Com
femaleWww@Enter-QA@Com
They are Asexual, like an amoeba!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It could be either or, they both get turned on the same way!.!.!.
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neither!!!!! just becauseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Neither!. They are like their own sex!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I doubt I can beat Lanikai K's answer!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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