A string walks into a bar...!


Question: A string walks into a bar!.!.!.
A string walks into a bar and orders a drink!. "Sorry," the bartender says, but we don't accept strings here!." The string pleads with the bartender, but nonetheless is forced to leave!. Depressed and upset, the string begins to walk down the sidewalk!.

Suddenly he has an idea!. "I'll tie the bottom part of myself into a big knot!." And just to make sure, I'll fray the top of myself!. That way the bartender won't recognize me, and I'll be allowed in!" The string does exactly as he said, and a few minutes later, walks into the bar and asks for a drink!.

"Hey, aren't you the same guy that was here five minutes ago!?" the bartender asks, angered!.

The string replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Brilliant!.

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have to laugh although heard loads of times - this is the sort of joke my dad would tell time and time again p****ing himself every time!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA That was a good one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

very funny
i personally think that puns make the best jokes!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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HAHA love it man

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haha, that was funny ^-^Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats funny in a clean way XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

wow!!!! i would have nver thought of that!! FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com

omfg that was a nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

an oldie but a goodie!. LOL I give ya a 6Www@Enter-QA@Com

And the question is what!? OK HaHa!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i've heard that joke so many times!. funny, but could be shorter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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