Do you feel the same?!
Question: Do you feel the same!?
My apologies to our Arabian friends:-
Ahkmed the Arab, came to the United States from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill!.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him!.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said:
"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket an breathe in fumes for ten minutes!."
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes!.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked!. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me!?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahkmed the Arab, came to the United States from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill!.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him!.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said:
"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket an breathe in fumes for ten minutes!."
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes!.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked!. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me!?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That is so, so, true!. The good news is that you get used to it in a day and wonder what all the fuss was about!.
John S!. It′s not racist!. It′s the place not the people who are great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
John S!. It′s not racist!. It′s the place not the people who are great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
theres another one just like that here it goes
there once was a trucker over 63000 miles away from home!. one night at 2 in the morning he stopped at a motel and paid up $230!. then asked for the ugliest hor they have and a grilled cheese sandwich and a hot beer!. the motel host said sir with that money you can have the best meal and the finest looking gal!.then the trucker said no i didnt come here for that i just felt a little homesick!.
hope you liked it
by the way i am an arab!. and were more clean then you rednecks
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there once was a trucker over 63000 miles away from home!. one night at 2 in the morning he stopped at a motel and paid up $230!. then asked for the ugliest hor they have and a grilled cheese sandwich and a hot beer!. the motel host said sir with that money you can have the best meal and the finest looking gal!.then the trucker said no i didnt come here for that i just felt a little homesick!.
hope you liked it
by the way i am an arab!. and were more clean then you rednecks
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Lol its racist so apoligies to any arabians at me laughing at this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh that is so mean, and so un politically correct, but absolutely bl**dy hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry!.!.i did find it funny!.!.again!.!.sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.*cough cough* mean *cough cough* !.!.!. !.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mean but it was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very nice, enjoy your star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats mean!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ooooh be careful! Bt i think it was a funny joke!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is a real classic, the best joke I've heard in a long time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com