Joke : Sharp replies..have you heard all of these ?!
Question: Joke : Sharp replies!.!.have you heard all of these !?
Wife: "What are you doing!?"
Husband: "Nothing!."
Wife: "Nothing!.!.!.!? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour!."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date!."
Wife: "Do you want dinner!?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices!?"
Wife: "Yes and no!."
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet!. Why!?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears!."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one!?"
Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden!."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles!."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet!."
Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady!."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing!."
Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap!."
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune!?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!!"
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card!."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it!. He wants to scare his parents!."
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever!.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Husband: "Nothing!."
Wife: "Nothing!.!.!.!? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour!."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date!."
Wife: "Do you want dinner!?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices!?"
Wife: "Yes and no!."
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet!. Why!?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears!."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one!?"
Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden!."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles!."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet!."
Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady!."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing!."
Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap!."
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune!?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!!"
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card!."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it!. He wants to scare his parents!."
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever!.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahhaha!!! Never heard those before!. Here's some:
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before!?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore!.
Man: "So what do you do for a living!?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator!."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign!?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "I know how to please a woman!."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone!."
Man: "I want to give myself to you!."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts!."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you!.
Woman: "Great, would you stay there!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before!?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore!.
Man: "So what do you do for a living!?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator!."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign!?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "I know how to please a woman!."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone!."
Man: "I want to give myself to you!."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts!."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you!.
Woman: "Great, would you stay there!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO That was soooo funny JOKE TIME and LADYCAKEAGE!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. those are funny!. star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those were good!! I hadnt heard those before and they were cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com