Joke : The blind pilots ..can I have some stars ? :)!


Question: Joke : The blind pilots !.!.can I have some stars !? :)
Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft!. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane!.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up!. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke!. None is forthcoming!.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property!. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin!.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air!. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands!.
Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die' !!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Love it! Thanks for sharing!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha~~~~!!!!!!!!that hilarious

ha ha i was wondering what they have for landing sure that too have something to do with passengers reaction~~~!!!!!!!!!! lolzzz

that was a classic of u~~!!!!!!!!!!good one~~!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha, gotta love them passengers!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO niiiiceWww@Enter-QA@Com

YOu deserve a star that actually had me laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL sooo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha!! Awesome have a star! Your on a roll huh!? Love all of your jokes!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol awsomeWww@Enter-QA@Com

omg
i love it, lmao!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

u better be in that flight and return to tell the everlasting jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. thats soooo funny!. star for u!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmfao!.!.!.good one lad!.!.!.a star for ya!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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