Are these two jokes good for a laugh??!
Question: Are these two jokes good for a laugh!?!?
1!. A couple was walking in a shopping mall!. Then the woman sees a very beautiful dress in the window of a store!. She looked at the dress from all sides!. The husband asked her: you like this dress!? Oh yes she answered!. O!.k!. said her husband, if you really like it that much we will return next week so you can look at it again!
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#2!. A little boy went to visit his widowed grandmother one day!. While playing with his toys as Grandma did some of her usual household chores, the kid suddenly stopped and asked: "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend, like your friend Mrs!. Grouse, now that Grandpa went to heaven!?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend!. I can sit in my bedroom and enjoy hours with it!. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh!. I'm happy with my old TV as my boyfriend!."
Later that morning, Grandma turned on her TV in order to rest and relax a little bit before preparing lunch, after having dusted the furniture and vacuumed the entire house!. However, the reception in her old model TV was terrible!. So, she started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in better focus!. Despite all kinds of manoeuvres, the TV screen continued to have poor picture quality!. In frustration, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem!.
Just then, the front doorbell rang, and the little boy hurried to see who was at the door!. When he saw that it was the pastor at his Grandma's church, he immediately turned the knob to welcome the man at the door!.
As soon as the door opened, the minister said, "Hello, son! Is your Grandma home!?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend!."
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#2!. A little boy went to visit his widowed grandmother one day!. While playing with his toys as Grandma did some of her usual household chores, the kid suddenly stopped and asked: "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend, like your friend Mrs!. Grouse, now that Grandpa went to heaven!?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend!. I can sit in my bedroom and enjoy hours with it!. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh!. I'm happy with my old TV as my boyfriend!."
Later that morning, Grandma turned on her TV in order to rest and relax a little bit before preparing lunch, after having dusted the furniture and vacuumed the entire house!. However, the reception in her old model TV was terrible!. So, she started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in better focus!. Despite all kinds of manoeuvres, the TV screen continued to have poor picture quality!. In frustration, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem!.
Just then, the front doorbell rang, and the little boy hurried to see who was at the door!. When he saw that it was the pastor at his Grandma's church, he immediately turned the knob to welcome the man at the door!.
As soon as the door opened, the minister said, "Hello, son! Is your Grandma home!?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend!."
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woah! the 2nd one really got me!. I was expecting something like "spanking her bf's @$$" then the punchline really shocked me!.!.!. star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
First one did not do it for me
The second one is ok but there are many similar ones like this, and it is just too long before it gets to the end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second one is ok but there are many similar ones like this, and it is just too long before it gets to the end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second is funnier than the first because the idea of a child's innocence ruining his grandmother's life is apparently hysterical!.!.!.well not hysterical but still smile-worthy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol :-)
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Sounds like it's been on or belongs on 'everybody loves raymond'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first one is lame but the second one is pretty good -- long, but funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! I ? love the second one! I am going to tell everyone! But, The 1st one was alright! Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!.!.!.the second one is great! Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahah!. wow!. can you imagine what the pastor thought about THAT!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
the second one is alright
abit lengthy though
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abit lengthy though
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lol funny
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The first one was pretty good!.!.!.!.the scond was a little lengthy though
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OMG!.!.!.
THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are okay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked the second one!.very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
very good !.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good !.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked them but I have heard the second one before!.!.!.
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Good job though!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lame is not really but funny there were all a star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
they are both good
i like the way he tells her she can window shop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like the way he tells her she can window shop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one a star Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah they are okayWww@Enter-QA@Com
anything for a good laugh !!!:)!.!.!.!.They are good esp the second one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the second one is ok!.the first doesn't make senseWww@Enter-QA@Com
i didnt get the 1st one but 2nd one was pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com