Give me a more hilarious joke than this one!


Question: Give me a more hilarious joke than this one
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter!. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses!. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area!."

"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
It's FUNNY and I hope it's like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike!. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there!. Did Santa bring that to you!?"
The kid replies, "Yeah!."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike!."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20!.00 bicycle safety violation ticket!.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there!. Did Santa bring that to you!?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did!."
The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick UNDERNEATH the horse
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have you heard the one about the horse walking into the bar!? The bartender says "why the long face"!?
sorry, but thats better than the given joke in my opinion!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was sad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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