Joke : The newly weds..Can you star if you like it ?!
Question: Joke : The newly weds!.!.Can you star if you like it !?
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies!. So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back!.'
'Where are you going, Coochy Coo!?' asked the wife!.
'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered!. I'm going to have a beer!.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love!?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries, including Germany, Holland, Japan and India!.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop!.!.!. but at the bar!.!.!. you know!.!.!. they have frozen glasses!.!.!.'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face!?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it!.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious!.!.!. I won't be long!. I'll be right back!. I promise!. OK!?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh!?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches!.
'But my sweet honey!.!.!. at the bar!.!.!. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that!.!.!.'
'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie!?
LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR A*S DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A*S ISN'T GOING TO NO DAMNED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA*S!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Where are you going, Coochy Coo!?' asked the wife!.
'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered!. I'm going to have a beer!.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love!?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries, including Germany, Holland, Japan and India!.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop!.!.!. but at the bar!.!.!. you know!.!.!. they have frozen glasses!.!.!.'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face!?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it!.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious!.!.!. I won't be long!. I'll be right back!. I promise!. OK!?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh!?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches!.
'But my sweet honey!.!.!. at the bar!.!.!. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that!.!.!.'
'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie!?
LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR A*S DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A*S ISN'T GOING TO NO DAMNED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA*S!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL!! Very funny! Have a star!!
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ha ha ha~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao~~!!!!!!!!!!
perfect couple got all, cute wife got all flavors so they lived happily for ever~~!!!!!!!!!! lolzzzzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao~~!!!!!!!!!!
perfect couple got all, cute wife got all flavors so they lived happily for ever~~!!!!!!!!!! lolzzzzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
star dude!.!.!.ROFL!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thumbs up mate !!!
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lols that was (f*****) funyy!!!!!!!!!11
losl wish i could give yu heaps of stars bbut can only give one
liked it how they called each otha difrnt names and how she kept anoyin him like that!!
lols
gud one
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losl wish i could give yu heaps of stars bbut can only give one
liked it how they called each otha difrnt names and how she kept anoyin him like that!!
lols
gud one
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