If this isn't funny to you. then you don't know funny.!
Question: If this isn't funny to you!. then you don't know funny!.
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed!.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas!. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England!."
One of the others said!. "That's nothing!. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics!."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs!. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour!. All I had left to work with was the horse's *** and a cowboy hat!.
Now he's President of the United States!."
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One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas!. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England!."
One of the others said!. "That's nothing!. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics!."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs!. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour!. All I had left to work with was the horse's *** and a cowboy hat!.
Now he's President of the United States!."
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Answers:
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AMAZING!
Love it!.
I actually laughed out loud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love it!.
I actually laughed out loud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahha!. i laughed out loud 4 like 2 minutesWww@Enter-QA@Com
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LMAO!.!.!.!.wow!.!.!.im almost fell out of my seatWww@Enter-QA@Com
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so let's blame the surgeon for our crazy presidents!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get the question but that is funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha
You think that this is a joke, but it is real! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
You think that this is a joke, but it is real! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com