Has he got grounds for a divorce?!

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce!. The attorney asked, "May I help you!?"

Farmer: "Yeah, I want one those dayvorce's!."

Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds!?"

Farmer: "Yea, I got about 140 acres!."

Attorney: "No you don't understand, do you have a case!?"

Farmer: "No I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere!."

Attorney: "No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge!."

Farmer: "Yea, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere!."

Attorney: "No, no, do you have a suit!?"

Farmer: "Yes Sir, I got a suit, I wear it to Church on Sundays!."

Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything!?"

Farmer: "No sire, we both get up about 4:30!."

Attorney: "Well is she a n@gger or anything!?"

Farmer: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a n@gger and that's why I want this Dayvorce!"
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