Did he explain it right ?!
Question: Did he explain it right !?
One day God and Adam were walking the garden!. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth!. "Adam, you can start by kissing Eve!." Adam looks puzzled at God, "Lord, what is a kiss!?"!. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her!. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next!?" "Adam, I now want you to caress Eve!." Puzzled again he asks, "Lord, what is caress!?" God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and caressed her!. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What's next!?" "Here is what gets the deed done!. I now want you to make love to Eve!." Puzzled yet again, "Lord, what is make love!?" asked Adam!. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush!. A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Perhaps God gave the following tip to Adam!.
The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,
"I have a headache!."
"Perfect," her husband said!. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin!. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"
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The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,
"I have a headache!."
"Perfect," her husband said!. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin!. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"
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Women go on about how they can multi task, yet they can't even have a headache and have sex at the same time!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah rotflWww@Enter-QA@Com
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oh so they had headache's way back then too!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it :(
Explain please!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Explain please!?Www@Enter-QA@Com