UK -big brand ,new taglines for condoms? (joke)?!


Question: UK -big brand ,new taglines for condoms!? (joke)!?
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms! here is a comical look at what they could write on the side of the box! Enjoy

Imaginary tag-lines!.!.!.

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it!.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life!.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk!.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good!.

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands!.

Morrisons Condoms – Lightening the load!.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough!.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing!.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going!.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required!.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain!.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile!.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you!.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (ughh )

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

The Manchester United Condom!.!.!. One Yank and your whole world falls apart!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Extremely clever!. Liked it a lot!. Have a condom!.!.oops sorry a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Some others (with original ads):

"aim: zero emissions" (toyota) http://pagesperso-orange!.fr/mybestenglis!.!.!.

"the legend is reborn" (subaru) http://www!.bligblog!.com/media/07-11-07/1!.!.!.


and this one doesn't need any further comment: http://www!.extremefunnyhumor!.com/pics/bm!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahaha!.!.!.!.

good one!!!!!!

i love the KFC- finger lickin' good!!!!!!!

and the pringles- !.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol funny!. heard it b4 tho!.

Mcdonalds= I'm loving it!

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Laugh out loud!

Loved them =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

did you make it all up yourself!?
got a bit poo towards the end, but still good have a star for your effort :)
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lmao very good =D you deserve a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

This site gives away free condoms!. I've tried it and it works greatWww@Enter-QA@Com



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