How do you like this joke? Rate it please…?!
Question: How do you like this joke!? Rate it please…!?
Joe's will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral!. As the last
guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend!.
"Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased," she said!.
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close!. "How much did this really cost!?"
"All of it," said Helen!. "Thirty thousand!."
"No!" Jody exclaimed!. "I mean, it was very nice, but $ 30,000!?"
Helen answered!. "The funeral was $6,500!. I donated $500 to the church!. The wake, food and drinks were another $500!. The rest went for the memorial stone!."
Jody computed quickly!. "$22,500 for a memorial stone!? My God, how big is it!?!"
"Two and a half carats!."
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guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend!.
"Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased," she said!.
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close!. "How much did this really cost!?"
"All of it," said Helen!. "Thirty thousand!."
"No!" Jody exclaimed!. "I mean, it was very nice, but $ 30,000!?"
Helen answered!. "The funeral was $6,500!. I donated $500 to the church!. The wake, food and drinks were another $500!. The rest went for the memorial stone!."
Jody computed quickly!. "$22,500 for a memorial stone!? My God, how big is it!?!"
"Two and a half carats!."
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Answers:
Oh, my God! Outrageously Funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I would rate it a 9+/10 You deserve a star for this lovely clean joke!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The joke has a little gender bias, you must admit!. But jokes need not be politically correct!. You may tell me a joke against men and I'll still appreciate if it is good!. Obviously, there is a limit to all this!. Your joke doesn't cross the limit!. But it's not a joke to be rated as a classic!. One will smile when one listens to it but it'll take no time to disappear from the brain!. However, I'll welcome more jokes from you!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it is a great joke but very few understood it!. The 'memorial stone' was a huge diamond she bought herself! Hahahahahahah!. 9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like my wife I give it 9 If it were her funeral it would get 10 but swap the stone for an Aston Martin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
4 silly but not awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
6/10 makes me smile thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
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2/10!. Sorry!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nah!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well any1 over 14 will think it stupit and plp under wont get it 3Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i rate it as a 1
it didn't even make me giggle
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it didn't even make me giggle
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I don't get it!.!.!.
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3/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
stop making fun of death!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i give it a 1, its not even funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just average so my rating will be 5/10 - sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com