Another Joke....... ?!
Question: Another Joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !?
An 85-year-old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count!. The geezer’s given a jar and told to bring back a sample!. The next day he returns to the doctor’s office with an empty jar!.
“What happened!?” says the doc!.
“Well,” the old man starts, “I asked my wife for help!. She tried with her right hand, then her left—nothing!. Then she tried her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, still nothing!. We even called in Arlene, the lady next door, but still nothing!.”
The doctor bursts out, “You asked your neighbor!?”
“Yep!. No matter what we tried, we couldn’t get that darn jar open!.”
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“What happened!?” says the doc!.
“Well,” the old man starts, “I asked my wife for help!. She tried with her right hand, then her left—nothing!. Then she tried her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, still nothing!. We even called in Arlene, the lady next door, but still nothing!.”
The doctor bursts out, “You asked your neighbor!?”
“Yep!. No matter what we tried, we couldn’t get that darn jar open!.”
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Answers:
it made me smiLe!.!.
but not for dirty-minded people!.!.just like me!.!.
i thought it was something!.!.!.
hahahahaha!.!.sorry!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but not for dirty-minded people!.!.just like me!.!.
i thought it was something!.!.!.
hahahahaha!.!.sorry!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha, it made me smile and giggle but not full on laughing, nice joke XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL nice joke I have some pretty good ones too, but they are TRUE haha
Here's a few good ones I found online:
Kid's advice to kids:
"Never trust a dog to watch your food!."
Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid!?' don't answer!."
Hannah, age 9
"Never tell your mom her diet's not working!."
Michael, age 14
"Stay away from prunes!."
Randy, age 9
"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to!."
Emily, age 10
"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair!."
Taylia, age 11
"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment!."
Traci, age 14
"A puppy always has bad breath -- even after eating a Tic-Tac!."
Andrew, age 9
"Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time!."
Kyoyo, age 9
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk!."
Armir, age 9
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts!."
Kellie, age 11
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse!."
Naomi, age 15
"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick!."
Lauren, age 9
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat!."
Joel, age 10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone!."
Alyesha, age 13
"Never try to baptize a cat!."
Eileen, age 8Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's a few good ones I found online:
Kid's advice to kids:
"Never trust a dog to watch your food!."
Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid!?' don't answer!."
Hannah, age 9
"Never tell your mom her diet's not working!."
Michael, age 14
"Stay away from prunes!."
Randy, age 9
"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to!."
Emily, age 10
"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair!."
Taylia, age 11
"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment!."
Traci, age 14
"A puppy always has bad breath -- even after eating a Tic-Tac!."
Andrew, age 9
"Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time!."
Kyoyo, age 9
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk!."
Armir, age 9
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts!."
Kellie, age 11
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse!."
Naomi, age 15
"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick!."
Lauren, age 9
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat!."
Joel, age 10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone!."
Alyesha, age 13
"Never try to baptize a cat!."
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