When will they... these parents.. correctly understand child's statements?!
Question: When will they!.!.!. these parents!.!. correctly understand child's statements!?
A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was!. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today!."
"Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!", says the mom!.
A while later the father comes home and the mom says, "Go up to your son's room and talk to him!. He's been really bad today!."
Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why mom is so mad!. "I told her I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy!.
"Alright! That's my boy!", says dad!. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men!. But I'm proud of you!. What are you now, about thirteen, right!? Wow!. That's my boy! Ya know what!? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take you out and buy you that new shiny bike you've been wanting!"
So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike in the whole town!. "You gonna ride it home son!?" asks dad!.
The boy replied, "Nah, my *** is still sore!."
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"Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!", says the mom!.
A while later the father comes home and the mom says, "Go up to your son's room and talk to him!. He's been really bad today!."
Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why mom is so mad!. "I told her I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy!.
"Alright! That's my boy!", says dad!. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men!. But I'm proud of you!. What are you now, about thirteen, right!? Wow!. That's my boy! Ya know what!? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take you out and buy you that new shiny bike you've been wanting!"
So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike in the whole town!. "You gonna ride it home son!?" asks dad!.
The boy replied, "Nah, my *** is still sore!."
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Answers:
I too thought it was a woman!. I was shocked and laughing so hard at the end!. But I say lets beat the teacher!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!. It took a second before the penny dropped!. Super joke and what a finish!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Painfully humorous, my friend, excellent though!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAH oh myyyyy!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
DAMN HAHAHAHAHAHA i didnt see that one comin!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. his teacher is a molester!. thats funny i thought he f'ed his womenly teacher Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pervert but funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do people really find it funny that a gay teacher raped a little boy!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha, good one!. I didn't see that comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
umm okay!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That wasnt funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! good stuff!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
not badWww@Enter-QA@Com
he he good one friend!.!.!. keep them coming :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wasnt suprised!.!.its ok tho!.Www@Enter-QA@Com