A Crusty Old Man (joke)?!
Question: A Crusty Old Man (joke)!?
Sorry For the Language!.!.!.!.i usually dont post jokes like this but it was TOOO fuunny to keep to myself!.!.!.
A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this d*mn church!."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir!. I must have misunderstood you!. What did you say!?"
"Listen up, d*mn it!. I said I want to join this d*mn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church!."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation!. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language!. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here!?"
"There is no d*mn problem," the man says!. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this d*mn church to get rid of some of this d*mn money!. "
"I see," said the pastor!. "And is thisB*tc** giving you a hard time!?"
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Answers:
Ohhh fantastic!!!! i'll tell u a similar joke, my mum told me when i joined a branch in a very posh area:
A guy comes over to the clerk and tells him, "You idiot, give me a new cheque book"
The clerk says, "excuse me sir, we don't tolerate language like this"
"Listen, idiot, I need a new cheque book"
the clerk wasn't happy with the way he was treated so he went over to the manager!. The manager brings up the person's account!. The guy was a millionaire!. The manager turns around and yells at the clerk, "You idiot, give him the damned cheque book!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy comes over to the clerk and tells him, "You idiot, give me a new cheque book"
The clerk says, "excuse me sir, we don't tolerate language like this"
"Listen, idiot, I need a new cheque book"
the clerk wasn't happy with the way he was treated so he went over to the manager!. The manager brings up the person's account!. The guy was a millionaire!. The manager turns around and yells at the clerk, "You idiot, give him the damned cheque book!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
As a joke it's excellent, I can ignore the language if I wish, it fits in with the context of the joke, well done!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
aaahhhh the power of money!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is ok, i've heard something similiar to it before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!! I've been reading jokes all day and most of them are funny!. This is probably the third funniest I've read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
eh yea its kinda funny even though not all churches are about thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes, this joke is funny!. i hope you don't mind me forwarding it to othersWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahah
i didn't even read it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didn't even read it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg, that was so freaking funny dude, dang i wish i could give you 10 stars!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
I kinda like that joke!.!.!.got any more!?Www@Enter-QA@Com