Random Story, Easy Ten Points!?!

Well as I was riding my Snuffleupagus through the Bloo Palace, Princess Queen Shaba-laba-ding-dong said to me- why don't you row your Snuffy throug the Jello Pond, so I did!. But then Snuffy got eaten by a penguin named Happy Feet (he shot Snuffy with a Bazooka Bubble Gum Blaster) and so I jumped onto my alligator named Giraff and ate a candy bar!. Giraff was hungry so I squished a butterfly and fed it to him!. Then I swam through a feild of tall grass were I was eaten by Meese, but after a long conversation they pooped me out and off I went into the jungle and thats how shoes are made!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Once upon a time, there was a tomato!. And then, the tomato ate a cucumber!. And, the cucumber, bursted out of the tomato’s stomach!. And he did the jolly rancher dance!. Cause he loved Grease!. Cause it was a good movie!. So he went to go see John Travolta!. And he got a huge man-crush on John Travolta!. And so the cucumber asked Travolta out on a date!. And Travolta turned him down!. So he got sad and became emo and cut himself!. And so a chef thought he wanted to be soup!. And then the chef put it next to a big pot of boiling water!. But then, the cucumber decided that he didn’t want to become dinner!. And so, he jumped off the table in 2 pieces!. And grabbed 2 toothpicks to hold himself together!. And he ran away to NJ!. And went to Belleville Highschool!. And there he heard of an amazing person named Gerard Way!.And Mikey Way!. And so, he went to find them!. And he found them with their best friend Frank sitting on a couch, watching Oprah!. And the cucumber said, “Hey, I know you!!.!.!. What the _ are you watching!?!” And Frank turned bright red and said, “Um… um… it was Wrestling, but this is a commercial!.” Gerard said, “Dont lie Frankie, you know you have a huge crush on Oprah!” Frank said, “But I cant have a crush on her, I have a crush on Kara!” Gerard said, “No! She’s mine!” Frank said, “But you have a crush on Faith!” The cucumber then laughed at them all, and invited them on his merry quest to find the magical unicorn!. The, Gerard, Frankie, and Mikey invited their friends Ray and Bob to join them!. But then, they met an evil person, George Bush, and he started attacking the group!. But then, Bob threw the cucumber at George, and gave him a concussion, and he layed on the ground defeated!. And so they continued on their merry way to Candy Mountain!. But then, they met a bunch of Veg-heads, and they started attacking the cucumber, and they were in trouble!. Then Bob said, “NOOOOO!!!” and jumped in front of the cucumber to save him!. But then, the veg-heads tore up Bob’s body!. And then, Mikey, using his bass guitar, slammed the Veg-heads heads into the ground, and killed them!.!. The cucumber gave Bob his toothpicks, to help him fix his mangled body!. And then, unsuccessfully, he put back together his body!. But then, a stray Veg-head started eating the cucumber!. Ray said, “NOOOO!!!” and stuck his hair in his mouth, and choked the Veg-head, and they continued on their way!. But then, they came to a river!. And they couldn’t swim across!. So, they used the cucumber to chop down the tree, but sadly, that killed the cucumber!. Gerard resuscitated the cucumber, and saved him!. Then, they used Bob’s lip ring to carve the tree into a raft!. They all got on, but the cucumber barely had time to get on, and when he got in, he was too heavy and they all sunk!. But then, the magical unicorn came and saved them all!. But then, the unicorn decided he was sexist and didn’t like them anymore, so he killed them all!.
The End!.


I got this from one of my contacts and if they answer this question tell me if you wanna put this and I will gladly delete it :)

I didnt write it kay!?



OMG SPEKLE D MEESE!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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How salad is made!.

Once upon a time there was a skanky cucumber call girl!. So the big lettuce plant was very, very horny, so he called the call girl's for "service" and they went out and then had sex in an elavator!.

About two weeks late, Miss!. Cucumber started to feel sick, and went to her doctor!. So she went to her abortionist, who she had been getting abortions from for the past 12 years, since she was 11!.
So she told the doc "Just chop it up and I'll queef it out!"
So he did, and when she queefed it out, out came a salad!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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The elected government has changed its logo from a rose to a condom!. They feel it more accurately reflects their political stance!. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr##ks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being f#####d!!!!.

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um!.!.!.wow!.!.i write alot, but i'm not good at cuming up with stuff on the spot!.!.!.sorry^^ here r sum links tho:
http://lessen-the-life!.deviantart!.com/ar!.!.!.

http://nightshadepromise!.deviantart!.com/!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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One day a guy goes to the doctor and asks for him to get his gaul blatter removed!.
Then when he got up from surgery he only felt didn't see any scar, so he called for a nurse and asked what was up!. The nurse says "Oh, we thought you said you wanted your balls gone!.!." Www@Enter-QA@Com

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i was in the lunch room and i had some pizza on my spoon and my friend accidently hit her hand on the end of the fork and flew and hit the guy i like in the face!. it was really bad!.!.!.then we all got introuble for 'trying to start a food fight'
okay so its half true!.!.!. hahahWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Cannot get more random than this:
TRUST ME!!
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=JPONTneua!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I'm sorry your are having a bad day!. I wish I could think of a good story,but I can't at this time!. I have a bad headache!. Maybe later!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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get over itWww@Enter-QA@Com

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atlbrave is the bomb!!! this was freakin awesome!!!
lmao!!! rotfl!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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i will do, when i get back from walking my catWww@Enter-QA@Com

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