What is the Wittiest tee-shirt you have ever seen?!
Question: What is the Wittiest tee-shirt you have ever seen!?
A question just reminded me!. I knew a guy that had a shirt with "Vidi, Vici, Veni" written on it!. (I saw, I conquered, I came)!. A bit crude and boastful perhaps, but witty nonetheless!.
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Answers:
Some i've owned
" Yor just jelous the little voices are talking to me"
"Do i look like a people person to you" with grim reaper on it
"Warning next mood swing 3 minutes"
"Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon"
"Madness takes it toll, please have correct change ready"Www@Enter-QA@Com
" Yor just jelous the little voices are talking to me"
"Do i look like a people person to you" with grim reaper on it
"Warning next mood swing 3 minutes"
"Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon"
"Madness takes it toll, please have correct change ready"Www@Enter-QA@Com
not all of them are witty but most of them can bring a smile on your face :
- home fu*king is killing prostitution
- This Aint A Beer Belly Its A Fuel Tank For A Sex Machine
- I (heart) YOU - and in the heart it said - really just wanna have sex with so it read - I REALLY JUST WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU
This one is quite !.!. you'll see :
on the t-shirt there's a hand tossing a coin and it says :
heads or tails !?
heads - you give me some tail
tails - you give me some head :))
on a girls t-shirt - " trEAT ME right "
- Strangers Have The Best Candy with a bottle of pills on the t-shirt
-Sex With Goats Isn't Wrong, Its Just Baaaaad
Just Two Women Away From A THREESOME
a rude one -
WIFE (Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc!.)
and a lot more that i can't think of right now
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- home fu*king is killing prostitution
- This Aint A Beer Belly Its A Fuel Tank For A Sex Machine
- I (heart) YOU - and in the heart it said - really just wanna have sex with so it read - I REALLY JUST WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU
This one is quite !.!. you'll see :
on the t-shirt there's a hand tossing a coin and it says :
heads or tails !?
heads - you give me some tail
tails - you give me some head :))
on a girls t-shirt - " trEAT ME right "
- Strangers Have The Best Candy with a bottle of pills on the t-shirt
-Sex With Goats Isn't Wrong, Its Just Baaaaad
Just Two Women Away From A THREESOME
a rude one -
WIFE (Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc!.)
and a lot more that i can't think of right now
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- better make more than i can spend
- it's not easy being easy
-your boyfriend and i make a nice couple
-let's flip a coin what are the chances of getting head
-to all you bitc*** with my name in your mouth do what you do best and swallow it
-focus on your own drama i can handle mine
-make sure it's a cow before you milk it
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- it's not easy being easy
-your boyfriend and i make a nice couple
-let's flip a coin what are the chances of getting head
-to all you bitc*** with my name in your mouth do what you do best and swallow it
-focus on your own drama i can handle mine
-make sure it's a cow before you milk it
that's all i got right nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
there was a woman with a pentium five logo!.!.!.and it said: tampax inside
now that made me laugh a lot!!! get it!? instead of pentium inside!.!.!.
this one is really cute: if flowers were friends!.!.!.I'd pick you!!
I thought of something else bt it was actually a poster:
Jesus loves you
Everybody else thinks you're an a**hole!Www@Enter-QA@Com
now that made me laugh a lot!!! get it!? instead of pentium inside!.!.!.
this one is really cute: if flowers were friends!.!.!.I'd pick you!!
I thought of something else bt it was actually a poster:
Jesus loves you
Everybody else thinks you're an a**hole!Www@Enter-QA@Com
After Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince came out I saw this one and nearly laughed my head off:
"Dumbledore dies on page 642!. There!. I just saved you 8 hours and 27!.95!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Dumbledore dies on page 642!. There!. I just saved you 8 hours and 27!.95!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love almost all the ones from http://www!.snorgtees!.com
They're funny!.
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They're funny!.
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saw a guy on tv that worked in a steakhouse, his blood red shirt read like this;
MEAT IS MURDER
!.!.!.!.tasty, tasty murderWww@Enter-QA@Com
MEAT IS MURDER
!.!.!.!.tasty, tasty murderWww@Enter-QA@Com
one tick is better than three _ !.
[smth like that-!.-]
nike!. adidas!. get it!?
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[smth like that-!.-]
nike!. adidas!. get it!?
[one tick is better than three lines]Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was on a extremely large man and said!.!.!." i have the body of a god!.!.!.!.shame it"s a buddha ", i laughed for days!.!.!.
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see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some people are only alive because it is against the law to kill them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have one that says "I'm fabing fuckulous!"
They really don't put the effort in they used to!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They really don't put the effort in they used to!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Baby t-shirt:
"Heineken don't make babies, but if they did I'd probably be the best baby in the world!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Heineken don't make babies, but if they did I'd probably be the best baby in the world!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving's not for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
skydiving's not for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
on an man's tee-shirt
^
The man
The Legend
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^
The man
The Legend
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a biker had a t-shirt on the back read IF YOU CAN READ THIS!.!.!.!.THE ***** FELL OFF!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i saw one saying pick flowers not knifes
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have you got tickets to the gun show!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
fat people are hard to kidnap!.!.!.well it made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
single, wanna mingle!? an trust me i'm naughtier than i look!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
kids t-shirt!.!.!.!.if you think i'm cute, you should see my dad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have two that I like ; I`m with stupid ---->
and Pikey (nike swoosh) just nick itWww@Enter-QA@Com
and Pikey (nike swoosh) just nick itWww@Enter-QA@Com