A irish mothers letter!?! ha?!
Question: A irish mothers letter!!?! ha!?
some people might not get this because ye arent from ireland!
Dear Son,
I am writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read very fast!. We are all very well here!. You won't recognise the house when you get home because we've moved!. It is quite nice and has got a washing machine!. I put shirts in it last week, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since!.
Your father's got a really good job now!. He's got 700 men under him!. He's cutting the grass at the cemetery!.
Your sister Mary has had her baby, but I don't know if it's a boy or girl, so I can't tell you whether you're an aunt or an uncle!.
Your cousin Pat died last week at the brewery!. He fell into a vat of whiskey!. A couple of his mates dived in to save him, but he fought them off bravely!. He was cremated on Wednesday, and it took a week to put the fire out!. It only rained twice last week; once for a 4 day7 and once for three days!. I've sent you a coat, but it was too heavy for the post, so I cut the buttons off and put them in the pockets!.
Your brother Tom is still in the army!. He's only been there and they've already made him a court martial!.
Your loving mother,
P!.S!. I was going to enclose €5 but I've already sealed the envelope!.
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Dear Son,
I am writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read very fast!. We are all very well here!. You won't recognise the house when you get home because we've moved!. It is quite nice and has got a washing machine!. I put shirts in it last week, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since!.
Your father's got a really good job now!. He's got 700 men under him!. He's cutting the grass at the cemetery!.
Your sister Mary has had her baby, but I don't know if it's a boy or girl, so I can't tell you whether you're an aunt or an uncle!.
Your cousin Pat died last week at the brewery!. He fell into a vat of whiskey!. A couple of his mates dived in to save him, but he fought them off bravely!. He was cremated on Wednesday, and it took a week to put the fire out!. It only rained twice last week; once for a 4 day7 and once for three days!. I've sent you a coat, but it was too heavy for the post, so I cut the buttons off and put them in the pockets!.
Your brother Tom is still in the army!. He's only been there and they've already made him a court martial!.
Your loving mother,
P!.S!. I was going to enclose €5 but I've already sealed the envelope!.
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Answers:
Thanks Rebecca, keep em coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheheh i like the bit with the coat buttons, removing the buttons makes ALL the difference!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it might be funnier if you were living in ireland in 1978!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha good one,
Im from Ireland I like this one haha star 4 uWww@Enter-QA@Com
Im from Ireland I like this one haha star 4 uWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL i laughed for real nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Rebecca, that is sooooooo old :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some bits made me smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha that is so not funny!. lol try anotherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol that's a golden oldie!.!.!.!.still love it thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.ha ha hWww@Enter-QA@Com
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
:D I've seen something like this before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so are irish people just naturally stupid or what!? there's so many jokes on here about them!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh my, what a letter!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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