What is the funniest story you have heard....sex gone wrong? Read mine...?!


Question: What is the funniest story you have heard!.!.!.!.sex gone wrong!? Read mine!.!.!.!?
I girl I used to work beside told me about this one time she had sex!. She had a sore tummy but decided not to let it bother her!. Her Mum went out so her and her boyfriend started going at it!. She was on top and suddenly she felt all warm, she looked down and realised she had done diarrhea everywhere! It was all over her boyfriend!. He ran to the loo and she could hear him gagging as he cleaned it off!. True story!!! She ran to the loo downstairs and hid in there for hours!.
How she never felt that I don't know but it happened!. Can you imagine her telling me this and me keeping a straight face!. I deserve a medal for that!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com


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OK!.!.!.!. well not as bad as that one!.!.!.
But one day, me and my ex were doing some oral fun, and I had just stopped my period!. He was going down on me, and mind you the lights were off!. He goes, what tastes funny!.!.!. I got up, turned the lights on, and his mouth was covered in blood!.!.!. it was gross, and I felt humiliatedWww@Enter-QA@Com

well i cant beat that story but me and my ex were at his house doing it and he was on top!. lights on, no covers, all exposed!. well his mom walks in and he rolls over and acts like hes sleeping and im left laying there looking at him mad mommy!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

o!.k!.
that was sooo gross
and yes i agree
you do deserve a medal
and so does she for pulling up the courage in telling you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is soooooo manky but just so funny!. Urgh! You've made my tummy go bad now! How disgusting!. I would have hid in the loo down stairs for years - maybe decades if that happened to me! Ewww! Thanks 4 the laugh! Www@Enter-QA@Com

A fellow student was telling me how her friend was telling her about how she "enjoys" cucumber!. Couldn't touch one for a week!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny!. must of been hard for you though!. (like to keep a straight face and all!.) and man that would suck to be her!. im nt exactly sure how she could not feel that either!. strange!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thats so awful!. I really can't beat it!. Even being caught by the coppers when I was doing it in the back of the car wasn't as bad as what you've just described!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

even during sex she couldn't tell she was *****ing everywhere!? that's just wrong!. i hope she became celabite!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes you win
thats the grossest story I every heardWww@Enter-QA@Com

That's sick!. The story I mean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol! my friend fell asleep while his girlfriend was on top!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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