Anybody got jokes about a celebrity?!
Question: Anybody got jokes about a celebrity!?
Answers:
What do Michael Jackson and a Nintendo Wii have in common!?
They're both made of plastic and they both get turned on by kids!.
What is the different between All Saints and the Spice Girls!?
Well it was about 18 stone, then Geri left!.
Whats the difference between the film Spice World and Titanic!?
In the film Titanic at least the iceberg can act!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They're both made of plastic and they both get turned on by kids!.
What is the different between All Saints and the Spice Girls!?
Well it was about 18 stone, then Geri left!.
Whats the difference between the film Spice World and Titanic!?
In the film Titanic at least the iceberg can act!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Arnold Schwarzenegger meets Pamela Anderson at a bar!. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place!. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress!.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby!? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool!.
Arnold Schwarzenegger drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby!? That''s 1000 pounds of
dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point!.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, Pamela Anderson grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door!.
Arnold catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go!?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
Terry Hatcher decided to redecorate her bedroom!. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her friend Eva Longoria from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size!. "Eva," she said, "how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom!?" "Ten," said Eva!. So Terry Hatcher bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover!. "Eva," she said!. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I've got 2 leftover!" "Yes," said Eva!. "So did I!."
Jennifer Aniston after her breakup with Brad Pitt moved into a new home in Beverly Hills, California !. Her neighbour next door was none other than Mr!. Ben Affleck!. Slowly they were developing a good friendship!.
One fine day Ben Affleck was in his front yard mowing grass when Jennifer Aniston came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox!. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in her house!. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it shut again!. Angered, she again stormed back in her house!.
As the Ben was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out yet again!. She marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it shut harder than ever!. Puzzled by her actions, Ben Affleck asked, "Is something wrong Jennifer!?" "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying "You've Got Mail!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby!? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool!.
Arnold Schwarzenegger drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby!? That''s 1000 pounds of
dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point!.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, Pamela Anderson grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door!.
Arnold catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go!?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
Terry Hatcher decided to redecorate her bedroom!. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her friend Eva Longoria from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size!. "Eva," she said, "how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom!?" "Ten," said Eva!. So Terry Hatcher bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover!. "Eva," she said!. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I've got 2 leftover!" "Yes," said Eva!. "So did I!."
Jennifer Aniston after her breakup with Brad Pitt moved into a new home in Beverly Hills, California !. Her neighbour next door was none other than Mr!. Ben Affleck!. Slowly they were developing a good friendship!.
One fine day Ben Affleck was in his front yard mowing grass when Jennifer Aniston came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox!. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in her house!. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it shut again!. Angered, she again stormed back in her house!.
As the Ben was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out yet again!. She marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it shut harder than ever!. Puzzled by her actions, Ben Affleck asked, "Is something wrong Jennifer!?" "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying "You've Got Mail!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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