The world funniest joke ?!
Question: The world funniest joke !?
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society!. All are keen to make an impression on their audience!.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin!. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing!.
'Well' he explained' By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen!. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen'!.
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English fool and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin!. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing!.
'Well' he explained' By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen'!.
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland fools and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously!. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing!.
'Well' he explained,' by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying 'Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin!. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing!.
'Well' he explained' By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen!. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen'!.
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English fool and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin!. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing!.
'Well' he explained' By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen'!.
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland fools and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously!. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing!.
'Well' he explained,' by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying 'Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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No, THIS is the funniest joke!.
An italian, a hobo, and a gay guy, all die and go to hell!. When they get there, they are told by one of the Devil's henchmen, "here's the deal!. We're feeling nice today, so we're going to give you one last chance!. We'll send you back, but you can NOT have what you want most!. Italian guy, you can't have any pasta!. Hobo, you can't have any money!. Gay guy, well, you know!.!.!."
So the three of them were sent back to our world!. After a few minutes, the Italian sees a restaurant selling spaghetti!. He saw it in the window, and it was the most delicious spaghetti he'd ever seen!. The Italian couldn't resist, so he went in and got some spaghetti!. Upon the first bite, POOF! Back to the realm of the dead!. The hobo and gay guy stand there watching, when suddenly, the hobo sees a twenty-dollar bill on the ground!. The hobo bends over to pick it up, when POOF! !.!.!. POOF!Www@Enter-QA@Com
An italian, a hobo, and a gay guy, all die and go to hell!. When they get there, they are told by one of the Devil's henchmen, "here's the deal!. We're feeling nice today, so we're going to give you one last chance!. We'll send you back, but you can NOT have what you want most!. Italian guy, you can't have any pasta!. Hobo, you can't have any money!. Gay guy, well, you know!.!.!."
So the three of them were sent back to our world!. After a few minutes, the Italian sees a restaurant selling spaghetti!. He saw it in the window, and it was the most delicious spaghetti he'd ever seen!. The Italian couldn't resist, so he went in and got some spaghetti!. Upon the first bite, POOF! Back to the realm of the dead!. The hobo and gay guy stand there watching, when suddenly, the hobo sees a twenty-dollar bill on the ground!. The hobo bends over to pick it up, when POOF! !.!.!. POOF!Www@Enter-QA@Com