Favorite chuck norris jokes?!
Question: Favorite chuck norris jokes!?
whats your best/favorite chuck norris joke!?
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer, Chuck Norris is always in control!.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song!.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter!.
Everybody loves Raymond!. Except Chuck Norris!.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song!.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter!.
Everybody loves Raymond!. Except Chuck Norris!.
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One day, Chuck Norris found himself having sex in a truck!. He wasn't wearing protection, so when he finished up, one of his sperms accidentally escaped into the truck's engine!. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime!.
Oh and about the protection part!. Chuck Norris doesn't need protection!. It is the condom that needs protection from Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh and about the protection part!. Chuck Norris doesn't need protection!. It is the condom that needs protection from Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well I have a couple!.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet!. The water gets Chuck Norris!.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer!. Too bad he has never cried!.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win!.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors!.
Chuck Norris CAN touch this!.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets what he wants!.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!.
and there you go!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet!. The water gets Chuck Norris!.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer!. Too bad he has never cried!.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win!.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors!.
Chuck Norris CAN touch this!.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets what he wants!.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!.
and there you go!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Most people wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas!.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer!. Chuck Norris is always in control!.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer!. Chuck Norris is always in control!.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris ordered a whoper at Mcdonalds, and he got one!.
Chuck Norris is the only one who can slam a revolving door!.
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, wet gets Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris is the only one who can slam a revolving door!.
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, wet gets Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris can lick both his elbows at the same time!.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he actually pushes the Earth down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he actually pushes the Earth down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This isn't my favorite or original!. Just heard this from a Chuck Norris fan!.
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt!. Hunt can be chance - Chuck Norris just kills!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt!. Hunt can be chance - Chuck Norris just kills!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this one isn't original but!.!.!.!.
chuck norris is helen keller's favorite colorWww@Enter-QA@Com
chuck norris is helen keller's favorite colorWww@Enter-QA@Com
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
is chuck norris and lance armstrong had a how has the most testicals competition chuck norris would win by 3! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
When God said, 'Let there be light,' Chuck Norris said, 'Say please!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus!!!
Best on ever!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Best on ever!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesnt get wet!. The water gets Chuck NorrisWww@Enter-QA@Com
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck NorrisWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is no chin behind chuck norris's beard there is only a fist!Www@Enter-QA@Com
those are some good ones!!! good job!!! haha!! i know someone who lovees chuck norris so he will lovee these!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
None, they're so old and overusedWww@Enter-QA@Com
chuck norris can believe its not butterWww@Enter-QA@Com
Idk!. Ask my friend!. He has an everlasting supply of them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
peter phelps is the new chuck norris!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you're hot!Www@Enter-QA@Com