Joke : Interesting Cover letters..can I have some stars ?!


Question: Joke : Interesting Cover letters!.!.can I have some stars !?
"Thank you for your consideration!. Hope to hear from you shorty!"

# "Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume!."

# "I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt!."

# "Please disregard the attached resume -- it is terribly out of date!."

# "It's best for employers that I not work with people!."

# "Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some!. If I am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity!."

# "If this resume doesn't blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope!."

# "My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job' -- and I like your company in particular!."

# "You hold in your hands the resume of a truly outstanding candidate!"

# "I am sicking and entry-level position!."

# "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook!."

# "I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated!."

# "I am relatively intelligent, obedient, and as loyal as a puppy!."

# "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack!. Use all the others to heat your house!."

# "I don't usually blow my own horn, but in this case, I will go right ahead and do so!."

# "I need just enough money to have pizza every night!."

# "My compensation should be at least equal to my age!."

# "I'm submitting my resume to spite my lack of C++ and HTML experience!."

# "My primary goal is to be recognized!."

# "Below are the top 10 reasons to hire me!."

# "My salary requirement is $34 per year!."

# "I'll need $30K to start, full medical, three weeks vacation, stock options and ideally a European sedan!."

# "I am superior to anyone else you could hire!."

# "I vow to fulfill the goals of the company as long as I live!."

# "Although I am seeking an accounting job, the fact that I have no actual experience in accounting may seem discouraging!. However!.!.!."

# "I realize that my total lack of appropriate experience may concern those considering me for employment!."

# "I'll starve without a job but don't feel you have to give me one!."

# "You are privileged to receive my resume!."

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