Joke : Interesting Cover letters..can I have some stars ?!
Question: Joke : Interesting Cover letters!.!.can I have some stars !?
"Thank you for your consideration!. Hope to hear from you shorty!"
# "Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume!."
# "I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt!."
# "Please disregard the attached resume -- it is terribly out of date!."
# "It's best for employers that I not work with people!."
# "Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some!. If I am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity!."
# "If this resume doesn't blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope!."
# "My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job' -- and I like your company in particular!."
# "You hold in your hands the resume of a truly outstanding candidate!"
# "I am sicking and entry-level position!."
# "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook!."
# "I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated!."
# "I am relatively intelligent, obedient, and as loyal as a puppy!."
# "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack!. Use all the others to heat your house!."
# "I don't usually blow my own horn, but in this case, I will go right ahead and do so!."
# "I need just enough money to have pizza every night!."
# "My compensation should be at least equal to my age!."
# "I'm submitting my resume to spite my lack of C++ and HTML experience!."
# "My primary goal is to be recognized!."
# "Below are the top 10 reasons to hire me!."
# "My salary requirement is $34 per year!."
# "I'll need $30K to start, full medical, three weeks vacation, stock options and ideally a European sedan!."
# "I am superior to anyone else you could hire!."
# "I vow to fulfill the goals of the company as long as I live!."
# "Although I am seeking an accounting job, the fact that I have no actual experience in accounting may seem discouraging!. However!.!.!."
# "I realize that my total lack of appropriate experience may concern those considering me for employment!."
# "I'll starve without a job but don't feel you have to give me one!."
# "You are privileged to receive my resume!."
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Can someone try and guess the city in this question
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Lets see how many correct responses I get !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
# "Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume!."
# "I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt!."
# "Please disregard the attached resume -- it is terribly out of date!."
# "It's best for employers that I not work with people!."
# "Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some!. If I am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity!."
# "If this resume doesn't blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope!."
# "My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job' -- and I like your company in particular!."
# "You hold in your hands the resume of a truly outstanding candidate!"
# "I am sicking and entry-level position!."
# "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook!."
# "I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated!."
# "I am relatively intelligent, obedient, and as loyal as a puppy!."
# "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack!. Use all the others to heat your house!."
# "I don't usually blow my own horn, but in this case, I will go right ahead and do so!."
# "I need just enough money to have pizza every night!."
# "My compensation should be at least equal to my age!."
# "I'm submitting my resume to spite my lack of C++ and HTML experience!."
# "My primary goal is to be recognized!."
# "Below are the top 10 reasons to hire me!."
# "My salary requirement is $34 per year!."
# "I'll need $30K to start, full medical, three weeks vacation, stock options and ideally a European sedan!."
# "I am superior to anyone else you could hire!."
# "I vow to fulfill the goals of the company as long as I live!."
# "Although I am seeking an accounting job, the fact that I have no actual experience in accounting may seem discouraging!. However!.!.!."
# "I realize that my total lack of appropriate experience may concern those considering me for employment!."
# "I'll starve without a job but don't feel you have to give me one!."
# "You are privileged to receive my resume!."
___________________________
Can someone try and guess the city in this question
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
Lets see how many correct responses I get !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
These were really good!. Www@Enter-QA@Com