SOME MORE HILARIOS JOKES?!
Question: SOME MORE HILARIOS JOKES!?
15 WAYS TO BE ANNOYING 1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money!.
2) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call!.
3) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person!.''
4) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
5!. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it!.
6) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time!.''
7) Beep when a large person backs up!.
8) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men!.''
9) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
10) Occasionally talk into your hand in public!.
11) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds!.
12) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car!.
13) Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster!.
14) While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises!.
15) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public!.
6 WAYS TO KNOW YOURE HOOKED ON COFFEE _ 1!.YOU DO 20 MINUTES ON TREADMILL WITH IT NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN!. 2!.JUAN VALDEZ NAMES A MULE AFTER YOU 3!.YOU CHEW ON ROOMATES FINGERNAILS 4!.YOU CAN JUMPSTART CAR WITH NO CABLES !. 5!.YOU HAVE PICTURES OF YOUR COFEE MUG ON YOUR COFFEE MUG!. 6!.STARBUCKS HAS A MORTGAGE ON YOUR HOUSE!. THANK YOU FOR READING!.
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2) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call!.
3) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person!.''
4) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
5!. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it!.
6) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time!.''
7) Beep when a large person backs up!.
8) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men!.''
9) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
10) Occasionally talk into your hand in public!.
11) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds!.
12) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car!.
13) Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster!.
14) While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises!.
15) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public!.
6 WAYS TO KNOW YOURE HOOKED ON COFFEE _ 1!.YOU DO 20 MINUTES ON TREADMILL WITH IT NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN!. 2!.JUAN VALDEZ NAMES A MULE AFTER YOU 3!.YOU CHEW ON ROOMATES FINGERNAILS 4!.YOU CAN JUMPSTART CAR WITH NO CABLES !. 5!.YOU HAVE PICTURES OF YOUR COFEE MUG ON YOUR COFFEE MUG!. 6!.STARBUCKS HAS A MORTGAGE ON YOUR HOUSE!. THANK YOU FOR READING!.
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nice that was pretty goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry but only a couple of smiles this time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I did #2 once except with e-mail!. I got a reply 10 minutes later saying "D*** it, Selena, it's 3 in the morning! Some people are trying to sleep here!" I think I'll go visit my cousin today!.!.!.
I AM HOOKED ON COFFEE YAY!!! How do you think I stay up til 3
anyway!? Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee! Did somebody say coffee!?! I WANT COFFEE NOW!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I AM HOOKED ON COFFEE YAY!!! How do you think I stay up til 3
anyway!? Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee! Did somebody say coffee!?! I WANT COFFEE NOW!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com