Good Joke - you'll like it! ?!
Question: Good Joke - you'll like it! !?
A lady can't get her washing machine to start so she calls hubby at work asking what to do!. He seems kinda ticked she called and tells her "who do you think i am the maytag repairman!?!? don't call me at work for such nonsense!"
So now she's upset and decides to go shopping - but now the car won't start!. She tries and tries with no luck and eventually calls hubby again, hoping he won't get mad!. But he does, "who do you think i am, mr!. goodwrench!?!? don't call me at work!!" and hangs up!.
She's crying by now and sits down on the porch!. A man walking by notices her crying and asks what's wrong!. She tells him about the washing machine and the car - and her hubby's insensitivity on the phone!.
"Well, let me have a look" - and sure enough he fixes the washing machine!. Then he gets the car running even!. She's so happy she asks what she can do to repay his kindness!.
"Well, you can either bake me a cake or have sex with me" he says!.
Later on hubby gets home and is surprised to see the car is fixed as is the washing machine!. She tells him about the nice man who fixed them, and hubby asks "so, whaddya have to do to repay him!?"
"He told me I could either bake him a cake or have sex with him"
hubby - "so what kind of cake did you bake him!?"
"Who do you think I am, Betty Crocker!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
So now she's upset and decides to go shopping - but now the car won't start!. She tries and tries with no luck and eventually calls hubby again, hoping he won't get mad!. But he does, "who do you think i am, mr!. goodwrench!?!? don't call me at work!!" and hangs up!.
She's crying by now and sits down on the porch!. A man walking by notices her crying and asks what's wrong!. She tells him about the washing machine and the car - and her hubby's insensitivity on the phone!.
"Well, let me have a look" - and sure enough he fixes the washing machine!. Then he gets the car running even!. She's so happy she asks what she can do to repay his kindness!.
"Well, you can either bake me a cake or have sex with me" he says!.
Later on hubby gets home and is surprised to see the car is fixed as is the washing machine!. She tells him about the nice man who fixed them, and hubby asks "so, whaddya have to do to repay him!?"
"He told me I could either bake him a cake or have sex with him"
hubby - "so what kind of cake did you bake him!?"
"Who do you think I am, Betty Crocker!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL haha very funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Absolutely excellent, a most praiseworthy piece of humour, very well done, and please accept a star!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.
classic!.
hahahhahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
classic!.
hahahhahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is the kind of thing that inspires me to become a repair man when I grow up!. Repair men are the man whores of the future!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
NIIIIIIICEWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahhaha, nice one!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, that was a nice joke and that is what hubby gets!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA lmao!! so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol funny!. I woulda ended it with "the oven broke too"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe!.right back at him that stoopid @sshole!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that ones good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't like it!.!.!. I LOVE IT! AWESOME JOKE DUDE! Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha lol star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com