A woman wanted to please her husband....?!
Question: A woman wanted to please her husband!.!.!.!.!?
she took her close off and told him:do what ever you like and I will not say no!.!.my dear
the man tied her to the bed!.!.!.!.and went out the room!.!.!. to sleep with the maidWww@Enter-QA@Com
the man tied her to the bed!.!.!.!.and went out the room!.!.!. to sleep with the maidWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Last time I saw this he went to play golf!.!.!.!.however!.!.!.
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more!.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women!. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid!?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered!. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more!.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women!. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid!?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered!. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
worth a chuckle at best!.!.!.
here's one better: A farmer walks into the bedroom where his wife is reading in bed, with a sheep under his arm!. He says, "I just wanted to show you the pig i've been sleeping with!." His wife puts her book down and peers at him over her reading glasses!. "I think," she says, "that you'll find you are holding a sheep, not a pig!."
The farmer looks at her and states, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
here's one better: A farmer walks into the bedroom where his wife is reading in bed, with a sheep under his arm!. He says, "I just wanted to show you the pig i've been sleeping with!." His wife puts her book down and peers at him over her reading glasses!. "I think," she says, "that you'll find you are holding a sheep, not a pig!."
The farmer looks at her and states, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try this one: the couple come home from having a night out!. The wife goes up to the bedroom to get ready for bed, but the husband runs into the kitchen!. He grabs a glass of water and an aspirin and runs up to her and hands it to her!. She says, "what's this!? I don't have a headache!" and he goes, "aha! gotcha!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is an another way to please her husband lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!.!.!. That's kind of funny!. But sort of sad for the woman!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!
That's horrible!. LOL though!.!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's horrible!. LOL though!.!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW but funny LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
oooooh snap!
too funny XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
too funny XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
well go figure! Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok!?!?!?!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!. i gues that was funny not right thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com