Joke> Have you heard about the drunk and his missing car?!
Question: Joke> Have you heard about the drunk and his missing car!?
STOLEN CAR A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
Back and forth!. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,
"Can I help you Sir!?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies!.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it!?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies!.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging
Out of his fly for all the world to see!.
He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself!?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
Missing a beat, blurts out!.!.!.!.
"Holy s**t! My girlfriend's gone, too!!
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Back and forth!. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,
"Can I help you Sir!?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies!.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it!?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies!.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging
Out of his fly for all the world to see!.
He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself!?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
Missing a beat, blurts out!.!.!.!.
"Holy s**t! My girlfriend's gone, too!!
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Answers:
first laugh of the day!. i needed it!. your jokes are always the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think this joke is disgusting!.!.!.!.i feel shocked and violated!.!.!.this !.!.kitty person should be banned!.!.and her so called joke be removed at once!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA HA
awesomenessWww@Enter-QA@Com
awesomenessWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, ROFL, LMAO!.!.!.!.!.as always, thanks for the great laugh, Kitty!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now that was a funny joke, thanks for the laugh so early this morning!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL Good one!. Here is a star and a thumbs up for everyone above me who liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha perverted but still histerical!.!.!.haha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny kittyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Really made me laugh out loud!. THANKSWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao rotflolWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it please explain!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!. star for u!.Www@Enter-QA@Com