A must read joke!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: A must read joke!!!!!!!!!!?
A daughter, was planning her wedding, Knowing this was going to be the happiest day of her life, she didn't want anything to get in her way even thought her parents were going through a nasty divorce! She went shopping with her mother, and found the perfect dress for her to wear on her special day! Few days went by and she went to visit her father and his new 20 something girlfriend, she had come to realize her father's girlfriend had bought the same dress that her and mother had bought for her to wear! Disappointed that the girl refused to buy another dress, she had to let her mom know she couldn't wear the dress! Offering to help her mom shop again they indeed find another dress for her perfect day!. She says to her mother, mom we should return the other dress, where are you going to wear that dress anyway, she looks at her daughter and says don't worry Hun I plan on wearing that dress to your rehearsal dinner tomorrow night!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good one!. here is one for you:
Memory's Going
An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them!. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory!.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things!. The couple thanked the doctor and left!.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going!?"
He replied, "To the kitchen!."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream!?"
"Sure!."
Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it!?"
"No, I can remember that!."
"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top!. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said!.
"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries!."
She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top!. I know you will forget that!. You had better write it down!."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that!." He went into the kitchen!.
After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs!.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Memory's Going
An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them!. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory!.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things!. The couple thanked the doctor and left!.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going!?"
He replied, "To the kitchen!."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream!?"
"Sure!."
Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it!?"
"No, I can remember that!."
"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top!. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said!.
"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries!."
She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top!. I know you will forget that!. You had better write it down!."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that!." He went into the kitchen!.
After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs!.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I actually kinda like it!. Nice story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get it!. Dad's girlfriend will be at rehearsal!. Right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
no offense!.!.!.
but that was REALLY stupid and boring!. no offense!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but that was REALLY stupid and boring!. no offense!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This one should've had more punctuation!. Another problem is that I cannot see the joke!.!.!. O!.o Help me out a bit!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
cant read!.!.eeeekkk!.!.blip!.!.blip!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny to other people but not me
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**sorry**Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it =( Lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it
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i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was a good joke, now that is my kind of woman!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it at all!.!.!.!.
please explain it me somebodyWww@Enter-QA@Com
please explain it me somebodyWww@Enter-QA@Com
uhh!.!. what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com