Would u tell a good joke ?!


Question: Would u tell a good joke !?
i really would like to laugh !.but i wana i good one !.thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com


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a blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian
I WILL HAVE A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER A LARGE FRY AND A DIET COKE PLEASE OH AND LIGHT ON THE ICE
the librarian says mam u relize u r in the library
the blonde says SORRY then whispers
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall!. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again!.

The boy asked his father, "What is this father!?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady limping slightly with a cane slowly walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady walked between them and into a small room!. The walls closed and as the boy and his father watched, small circles of light with numbers lighted up above the wall!. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction, and then the walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out!.

The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily!. His mother asked, "What's the matter now!?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears!. "That's not so serious," soothed his mother!. "I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at something like that!. Why didn't you just laugh!?" "I did!" sobbed Johnny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Memory's Going
An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them!. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory!.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things!. The couple thanked the doctor and left!.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going!?"
He replied, "To the kitchen!."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream!?"
"Sure!."
Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it!?"
"No, I can remember that!."
"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top!. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said!.
"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries!."
She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top!. I know you will forget that!. You had better write it down!."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that!." He went into the kitchen!.
After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs!.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



That's Inflation For Ya

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each!. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time!. As he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, but would never take a pretzel!.

This went on for more than five years!. The two of them never spoke!. One day as the young man passed the old ladies pretzel stand and left his quarter as usual, the pretzel woman spoke to him: " Sir, I appreciate your business!. You are a good customer, but I have to let you know that the price of pretzels has increased to 35 cents!."

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There were to guys from Brooklyn, Rocko and Steve!. They got into a car accident and died, and arrived at the pearly gates of heaven, where Peter stood!.

"Yo, Pete!" said Rocko!.

Peter took one look at them and said, "I don't think so!."

"Hey, man, good people come from Brooklyn!" said Steve!. "Go ask the big guy himself!"

So peter went to God's office and said, "God, there are two men from Brooklyn are standing at the pearly gates, and they wish to be admitted!."

"Good people come from Brooklyn," said God!.

"oh, all right," grumbled Peter!. He went back down to the gates!.

A few minutes later God get's a call from Peter on the emergency line!.

"What is it now!?"

"Sorry to bother you again, sir, but they're gone!."

"The two guys from Brooklyn!?"

"No, the pearly gates!"
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Three women are about to be executed!. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde!. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes!.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes!.

By now the blonde has it all figured out!. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no,
and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!" Www@Enter-QA@Com

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left!?'' She calls on little Johnny!.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot!.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking!.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU!. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream!. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream!. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone!. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream!. Which one is married!?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone!.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on!.!.!.but I like your thinking!.''
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Things to do in the bathroom stall!.!.!.

1!. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter!?"

2!. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that!."

3!. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise!.

4!. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before!."

5!. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6!. Say "Darn, this water is cold!."

7!. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet!. Sigh relaxingly!.

8!. Say, "Now how did that get there!?"

9!. Say, "Humus!. Reminds me of humus!."

10!. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew!. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11!. Say, "Interesting!.!.!.!.more sinkers than floaters!.

12!. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor!. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please!?"

13!. Say!. "C'mon Mr!. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14!. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15!. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small!. Now what am I gonna do!?"

16!. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks!.

17!. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall!.

18!. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19!. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

20!. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out!."

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mine is really RACIST so dont read if ur sensitive!
how do u get 10 jews in a car!?
put 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat n the rest in the ash tray!.
lol sorry if i offended any1!.!.!. jus a joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You wiggle your finger at someone like you want to talk to them!. When they say "What!?" You say "I made you *** with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A guy asks:
how can I be a good kisser!?
I say:
practice on whores
lol =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do you call 2 guys fighting over a prostitute!?

tug-of-whoreWww@Enter-QA@Com

i want to kiss your lips but not the ones on your faceWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha the answers you got where awsomee ! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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