Isnt this so funny? lolololololo?!
Question: Isnt this so funny!? lolololololo!?
Why did the chicken cross the road!?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn't about me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
DR!. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road!. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems!.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad!. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.
GEORGE W!. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.
COLIN POWELL :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road!.!.!.
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road!.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions!. I am not for it now, and will remain against it!.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks!.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American!.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going!. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level!. No little bird gave me any insider information!.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road!? Did he cross it with a toad!? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told!.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain!. Alone!.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road!. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough!.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting!? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road!.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road!.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace!.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book!. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken!. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra!.!.!.#@&&^(C% !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. reboot!.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken!?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!. What is your definition of chicken!?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one!?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun!?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white!? We need some black chickens!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn't about me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
DR!. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road!. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems!.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad!. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.
GEORGE W!. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.
COLIN POWELL :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road!.!.!.
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road!.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions!. I am not for it now, and will remain against it!.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks!.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American!.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going!. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level!. No little bird gave me any insider information!.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road!? Did he cross it with a toad!? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told!.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain!. Alone!.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road!. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough!.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting!? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road!.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road!.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace!.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book!. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken!. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra!.!.!.#@&&^(C% !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. reboot!.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken!?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!. What is your definition of chicken!?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one!?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun!?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white!? We need some black chickens!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
He never said that he wrote the whole thing himself guys!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: Isn't this so funny!?
A: Not so much!.
But excellent copy/paste skills you have there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: Not so much!.
But excellent copy/paste skills you have there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!. What is your definition of chicken!?
ROFL!!!!!
This is so funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!. What is your definition of chicken!?
ROFL!!!!!
This is so funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA =))
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MARTAIN LUTHER KING JR!.:
I have a dream of all chickens being free to cross roads as they please, with no one questioning their intentions!.
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I have a dream of all chickens being free to cross roads as they please, with no one questioning their intentions!.
heeheeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it before!.!.!.don't know who most of them are but still find the ones I do know funny :)
In the future why not do the two best ones with the Colonel Sanders one last!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the future why not do the two best ones with the Colonel Sanders one last!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha funny!. i particularly like the Bill Clinton one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was funny when one read it from the first one to post it!. But this one is but pure and simple plagiarism!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Regardless of where you got it from it's still funny :P
Patience people! A good joke is worth the wait!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha I loved it! Very funny :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah it is
Lmao :L:LWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao :L:LWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I thought it was very smart and funny!
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I can't be bothered reading all that - give your fingers a break manWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes they are funny but i've already read these jokes in a magazine!.but still, good try!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This so funny and so true! Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!
OMG tat is HILARIOUS!!!
lol!!
funny!
funnieest joke i ever saw on yahoo answer's L-O-L!
star!~Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG tat is HILARIOUS!!!
lol!!
funny!
funnieest joke i ever saw on yahoo answer's L-O-L!
star!~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Didn't read it all, but I liked it!. Very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLZ XD FUNEHE~~~~ Hehe :) Funny lol!. mmmm hmmm
LOLZ
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LOLZ
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Thats Not Funny Its Stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
nopeWww@Enter-QA@Com
err!.!.!.noWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah, funny, but too long!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolz!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love BARACKS!!!!! and hillarys and al sharptons!. but no one beats bill clinton!. omg this made my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.who did u copy this from\!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no, but ur question made me laff, hahaahah!!
especially this part:
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especially this part:
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