Have you heard about the accident?!


Question: Have you heard about the accident!?

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot!. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness!. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the Freeway!. 'You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, except for one thing!. I'll try to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it!.'


The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $9,000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap!. It's $1,000 an inch!.'

The man perks up at this!. ''So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want!. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife!. I mean, if you had a five-inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine-incher, she might be a bit put out!. But if you had a nine-inch one before, and you decide to only invest in a five-incher thi s time, she might be disappointed!. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision!.' The man agrees to talk with his wife!.

The doctor comes back the next day!. 'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife!?'

''I have,' says the man!.

'And has she helped you in making the decision!?' asked the doctor!.

'She has,' says the man!.

'And what is it!?' asks the doctor!.

The husband's reply: 'We're getting a new kitchen!.'


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Answers:
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LMAO!!! Obviously she figured that since he didn't know how to use the first one, there was no point in getting a second one!! lol Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I fell asleep before i got to the end of it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I didnt know he married my wife!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What a lame punch line!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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